I swear I'm not crazy (leech tribal)

Casual Budget Casual Tribal UB (Dimir)

snakes_with_arms

Creature (25)

• 3x Abundant Maw
• 2x Andradite Leech
• 4x Jorubai Murk Lurker
• 2x Lazav, the Multifarious
• 3x Mana Leech
• 4x Mana Skimmer
• 3x Sapphire Leech
• 4x Squelching Leeches

Sorcery (7)

• 2x Aphetto Dredging
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 2x Sign in Blood
• 2x Smallpox

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

Artifact (2)

• 2x Bident of Thassa

Land (23)

• 7x Island
• 4x Leechridden Swamp
• 12x Swamp

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Cover of Darkness

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Hi, welcome to leeches. I'm here to teach you how to play leeches. First rule of leeches: your opponent doesn't matter. Not real. Doesn't exist and never has. It doesn't matter if you win or lose because the fact is, you are playing leeches. If you even consider this deck, you have a tenth level intellect and clearly live on a superior plane of existence. The rest of the rules to leeches are as follows: 2) cover of darkness is optional, if you have some other way of giving mass evasion, use it 3) abundant maw is an mvp. Now you may be thinking "Professor Snakes-with-arms, isn't it considered a bad card?" to which I'll respond, I'm the leech expert here, kiddo, this card has saved me in a few test games 4) You have a few ways to tap down mana, don't be an idiot, use it correctly 5) You can splash any color into this deck. For some reason, there is a leech for every color

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 10 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.54
Folders	Tribals, Z-Decks to Monitor