I Was Only Trying to Help

Casual Budget Forcefeed Lifegain Theme/Gimmick WB (Orzhov)

Magicpants

Creature (12)

• 3x Alms Beast
• 2x Grollub
• 3x Putrid Warrior
• 4x Wall of Shards

Land (21)

• 7x Plains
• 10x Swamp
• 4x Tainted Field

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Armistice
• 4x Tainted Remedy

Instant (12)

• 4x Devour Flesh
• 2x Faith's Shield
• 2x Rest for the Weary
• 4x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (10)

• 2x Dark Petition
• 3x Dimir Machinations
• 2x Oust
• 3x Read the Bones

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Maybeboard

Instant (5)

• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Benevolent Offering
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Congregate
• 1x Illumination

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Oh, dumb clumsy me. All I ever try to do is heal my opponent and everything just goes wrong.

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This deck is fifth in a series that I like to call Doing Really Stupid and Occasionally Hilarious Stuff in Magic: the Series
See also:
But Wait, There's a Catch
The Game that Never Ends (Literally) / The $2000 Deck That Can't Win
You Just Got Blown Up By the Great Lord Egotist

Top Ranked	Achieved #7 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.44
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