If You Can't Beat 'em, You're Screwed

Commander / EDH* BUG (Sultai)

Rexalted

Creature (34)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Damia, Sage of Stone
• 1x Deadbridge Goliath
• 1x Elvish Harbinger
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Fierce Empath
• 1x Gyre Sage
• 1x Hunted Troll
• 1x Hydra Broodmaster
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Karametra's Acolyte
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Leatherback Baloth
• 1x Obstinate Baloth
• 1x Ondu Giant
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Polukranos, World Eater
• 1x Scute Mob
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Shadowborn Demon
• 1x Terra Stomper
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vengevine
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Vorosh, the Hunter
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Worldspine Wurm

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker
• 1x Jace, Memory Adept
• 1x Liliana Vess

Land (40)

• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Eldrazi Temple
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 14x Forest
• 1x Gilt-Leaf Palace
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 2x Island
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Salt Marsh
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Eldrazi Conscription
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Khalni Heart Expedition

Artifact (1)

• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (3)

• 1x Not of this World
• 1x Predator's Rapport
• 1x Psychic Strike

Sorcery (12)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Genesis Wave
• 1x Jarad's Orders
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Overrun
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Rhystic Tutor
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Traumatize

Commander (1)

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Just meant for bigass creatures. If you like 'em big, this deck should be hella fun to play.

Ever want to bring out the Eldrazi on turn 5? Ever want to make your opponents cower in shame and beg for mercy? This is that deck.

Bring out Elvish Piper as soon as possible and then you can be swinging with the big guns in as little as 2 turns.

Opponents destroyed your big creatures? Not a problem. Bring out the commander The Mimeoplasm to clone a creature and use another creature as counter fodder. Trash his self-esteem as you humiliate him for making such a mistake.

Threw in some planeswalkers just for the lols and in case you ever feel like using them.

Be sure to check your opponents' pants afterwards and see if any bricks were shat.

Garruk Wildspeaker will be replaced with Garruk, Apex Predator when it is released. Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver will be replaced with Jace, Living Guildpact.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.85
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Faerie 1/1 U, Hydra X/X G, Wurm 5/5 G w/ Trample