I'm Going to Distort Your Ass

Commander / EDH Artifact Colorless Eldrazi Multiplayer Ramp

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Creature (14)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Metalworker
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Reality Smasher
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Walker of the Wastes

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Eldrazi Temple
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sanctum of Ugin
• 1x Scorched Ruins
• 1x Sea Gate Wreckage
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Wasteland
• 14x Wastes

Artifact (44)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Blinkmoth Urn
• 1x Brittle Effigy
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Planar Portal
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sisay's Ring
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Unstable Obelisk
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye
• 1x Urza's Incubator
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (3)

• 1x Not of this World
• 1x Scour from Existence
• 1x Warping Wail

Sorcery (1)

• 1x All is Dust

Commander (1)

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Artifact (4)

• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Null Brooch
• 1x Oblivion Stone

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Main goal of the deck is to just ramp like crazy into a hopefully quick Kozilek and then just slap people out of the game while controlling the game with Kozilek's ability.

I tried to keep a curve with a similar CMC to most threats and removal to use with Kozilek's ability, but I know it ain't perfect. Our boy Karn is here as a sort of back up as there are a decent amount of artifacts in the deck.

I am an idiot when it comes to Magic, so any advice or tips are appreciated!

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 32 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.02
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Goat 0/1 W
Folders	Currently Running: