Insert Obvious Pirates of the Caribbean Joke Here

Commander / EDH*

jfletch

Creature (9)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Chancellor of the Spires
• 1x Clone
• 1x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sakashima the Impostor
• 1x Sewer Nemesis
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Jace, Memory Adept
• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Sorin Markov

Land (35)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Duskmantle, House of Shadow
• 10x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Nephalia Drownyard
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Memory Erosion
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Seal of Doom
• 1x Spreading Seas

Artifact (14)

• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Grindstone
• 1x Keening Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Body and Mind
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (14)

• 1x Archive Trap
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Hinder
• 1x Negate
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Spelljack
• 1x Thought Scour
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Braingeyser
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Glimpse the Unthinkable
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Increasing Confusion
• 1x Mind Funeral
• 1x Mind Spring
• 1x Psychic Drain
• 1x Telemin Performance
• 1x Traumatize

Commander (1)

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So there's a kraken in Pirates of the Caribbean (a wonderful movie starring Johnny Depp) that eats Johnny Depp. This deck's general is a kraken. Er Go, Wrexial ate Johnny Depp.

Other Casting:

Phantasmal Image is Jack Sparrow because he's got all the dangly stuff. Also, Phantasmal Image is the most boss card ever, and Jack Sparrow is the most boss pirate ever.

Jace, the Mind Sculptor is Will because if you look at Jace for a second you just know he has a British accent and is played by Orlando Bloom.

Liliana Vess is Elizabeth for no real reason other than Jace + Lily = <3.

Spreading Seas is the ocean (as itself).

Date added	12 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	3.47
Tokens	Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Human 2/2 G, Wolf 2/2 G