Is Goat Mom the Best Mom?

Commander / EDH Casual Control Forcefeed Group Hug RUW (Jeskai, America)

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Gift (26)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Form of the Dragon
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Goldnight Castigator
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Journey to Nowhere
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Pyromancer's Swath
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Rust Elemental
• 1x Shared Fate
• 1x Standstill
• 1x Statecraft
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Thought Lash

Danger Button (7)

• 1x High Market
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Venser, the Sojourner

Land And Mana (37)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x High Market
• 1x Homeward Path
• 9x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 6x Plains
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Seachrome Coast
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Transguild Promenade

Pillows (9)

• 1x Aurification
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Sphere of Safety

Misc (3)

• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator

Commander (1)

Draw (17)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Jeskai Banner
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Standstill
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Wild Research

Zedruu Buffs (7)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Cultural Exchange
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Paradox Haze

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Other (18)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Arjun, the Shifting Flame
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Delaying Shield
• 1x Harbinger of the Tides
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Isamaru, Hound of Konda
• 1x Mindclaw Shaman
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Ruhan of the Fomori
• 1x Scorched Ruins
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x True-Name Nemesis

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Goat Mom is absolutely the Best Mom.

(Please note that I'm currently trying to do a thing in CSS to make this page look good. If the page is all messed up, that's why.)

     Welcome, Human, to the Underground. And welcome to the Ruins! Here we think only for each other and are only nice people. Here, let me show you how it's done; have this nice-looking Crown of Doom! Didn't that feel nice?

     Anyways, we here at the Ruins are all about giving people things they totally want. You know, like that Aggressive Mining they've been eyeing up, or that Pyromancer's Swath . I bet their Green/Black deck could sure use one of those!

     Other than just giving people things that they totally want, we also like to give out freebies to the entire class! Our main source of this being Assemble the Legion + Cultural Exchange , or Puca's Mischief . Generally when we end up doing this, people are so happy that they give us their things in return! Isn't that so nice?

     We also LOVE hugs, and think that the entire group deserves them from time to time. Which is why we've added tons of Group Hug cards to give to others! That way, they'll be less compelled to murder you horribly as you easily outpace their draw because you've entrusted them with a very very important Font of Mythos. Or it could be that Statecraft , who knows?

     Anyways, if your friends are still being mean to you, despite all of your thoughtful gifts, why don't you give them more gifts? Here's an idea: why don't you wrap up one of there things and give it to them? How happy would they be when their 9999/9999 Nimbus Swimmer is wrapped up in your own custom Oblivion Ring gift wrap? They'll be so excited to receive such a gift that they couldn't possibly be mean to you any more!

     Finally, have fun here in the ruins. Oh, and be sure to be home in time for dinner! I'm trying a new way to prepare snails, as detailed in this fantastic book 72 Uses for Snails. Have fun until then!

Top Ranked	Achieved #40 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	BG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.49
Tokens	Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W, Squid 1/1 U
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