It Smells Like Something Died In Here

Commander / EDH Mono-Black Stax

thebackupfreak

Creature (31)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Abyssal Gatekeeper
• 1x Big Game Hunter
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Cadaver Imp
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Disciple of Phenax
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Fume Spitter
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Hell's Caretaker
• 1x Junk Diver
• 1x Kiku, Night's Flower
• 1x Leaden Myr
• 1x Liliana's Shade
• 1x Marsh Flitter
• 1x Mindless Automaton
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Perilous Myr
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Skirsdag Flayer
• 1x Skirsdag High Priest
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Thieving Sprite
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Viscera Seer

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms
• 1x Liliana Vess

Land (36)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Lake of the Dead
• 1x Leechridden Swamp
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Strip Mine
• 24x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Whispers

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Necropotence

Artifact (16)

• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Lashwrithe
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mortarpod
• 1x Nightmare Lash
• 1x Ratchet Bomb
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Trading Post

Instant (1)

• 1x Silence the Believers

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Death Cloud
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood

Commander (1)

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Do you fundamentally disrespect your opponents and all the shit they're trying to pull? Well why not waste everyone's time with this horrible compound headache of a trigger clusterfuck? How to play: just dick your opponents about until either you have enough devotion to black to Gray Merchant you opponents to death, or they have lost everything to Smokestack. In case you were interested:

First rule of Smokestack - always add smoke counters. Second rule of Smokestack - never don't add smoke counters

Man I love prison.

Please don't play this with your friends.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.52
Tokens	Demon 5/5 B, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin Rogue 1/1 B, Harpy 1/1 B, Morph 2/2 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B