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Standard*

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Creature (31)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 4x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Borderland Ranger
• 1x Daybreak Ranger  ^Flip
• 2x Deceiver Exarch
• 1x Dungeon Geists
• 2x Huntmaster of the Fells  ^Flip
• 4x Llanowar Elves
• 2x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Skinshifter
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 4x Strangleroot Geist
• 1x Viridian Emissary
• 1x Vorapede
• 1x Wolfir Avenger
• 1x Wolfir Silverheart
• 2x Zealous Conscripts

Land (24)

• 16x Forest
• 3x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Island
• 1x Mountain
• 3x Rootbound Crag

Artifact (4)

• 4x Birthing Pod

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Green Sun's Zenith

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Sideboard

Creature (10)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Dungeon Geists
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Kessig Cagebreakers
• 1x Melira, Sylvok Outcast
• 1x Pyreheart Wolf
• 1x Scorned Villager  ^Flip
• 1x Undead Alchemist
• 2x Viridian Corrupter

Artifact (3)

• 1x Batterskull
• 2x Ratchet Bomb

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Bonfire of the Damned

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Date added	12 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 4 Mythic Rares 25 - 6 Rares 8 - 4 Uncommons 6 - 1 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.81
Tokens	Human 2/2 G, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Wolf 2/2 G, Zombie 2/2 B