It's insane, this guy's taint

Casual Budget Casual Combo WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (10)

• 1x Alms Beast
• 3x Grollub
• 2x Souls of the Faultless
• 4x Wall of Shards

Land (20)

• 4x Isolated Chapel
• 9x Plains
• 7x Swamp

Enchantment (8)

• 2x Curse of the Forsaken
• 2x Lifelink
• 4x Tainted Remedy

Artifact (2)

• 2x Norn's Annex

Instant (18)

• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 3x Benevolent Offering
• 2x Devour Flesh
• 4x Life Burst
• 2x Rest for the Weary
• 2x Shred Memory
• 4x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Dimir Machinations

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Mournful Zombie
• 1x Wall of Hope

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Armistice
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Orim's Prayer

Instant (2)

• 1x Reward the Faithful
• 1x Soothing Balm

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Healing Hands

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Taint misbehavin'

In a surprise to nobody, Tainted Remedy is the keystone of the deck. Once this is turned loose, then it's time to go all Concrete Blonde on some fools, and "Heal it up".

Norn's Annex, and Curse of the Forsaken help to slow down, or otherwise discourage attacking.

Grollub: while not as powerful as Alms Beast, it comes cheaper, and ANY form of damage it receives hurts the opponent. Thus I've included 3 of it, and only 1 of ye olde beast.

Beacon of Immortality: for a potential one shot kill.

Benevolent Offering: Tends to be quite the heavy hitter, and oftentimes game winner.

Dimir Machinations: Fetch, boy! I opted to use these in lieu of False Cure. I felt it better to just grab the taint.

Shred Memory: For grabbing an all too necessary life burst.

If anyone can think of an idea to make this deck more effective at achieving the goal of curing to kill, please hit me with suggestions.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.62
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 W