Jalira, Drunken Molyporphist

Commander / EDH* Mono-Blue

Farycane

Artifact (21)

• 1x Acorn Catapult
• 1x Captain's Claws
• 1x Guardian Idol
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Midnight Clock
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Myr Turbine
• 1x Nuisance Engine
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Retrofitter Foundry
• 1x Scroll of Fate
• 1x Sisay's Ring
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Throne of Empires
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Aether Gale
• 1x Callous Dismissal
• 1x Rush of Knowledge
• 1x Whelming Wave

Instant (16)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Careful Consideration
• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Engulf the Shore
• 1x Epiphany at the Drownyard
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Lazotep Plating
• 1x Negate
• 1x Opportunity
• 1x Precognitive Perception
• 1x Pull from Tomorrow
• 1x Read the Runes
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Unwind

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Chamber of Manipulation
• 1x Future Sight
• 1x Kumena's Awakening
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Primordial Mist
• 1x Thopter Spy Network

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor

Commander (1)

Land (37)

• 1x Blasted Landscape
• 1x Blighted Cataract
• 1x Desert of the Mindful
• 1x Dread Statuary
• 1x Foundry of the Consuls
• 26x Island
• 1x Lonely Sandbar
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Mobilized District
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Urza's Factory

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Sideboard

Creature (50)

• 1x AEthersnipe
• 1x Aethersquall Ancient
• 1x Aethertide Whale
• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Ancient Stone Idol
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Bane of Bala Ged
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Canal Courier
• 1x Colossal Whale
• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Deepfathom Skulker
• 1x Desolation Twin
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Draco
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Elder Deep-Fiend
• 1x Eldrazi Devastator
• 1x Gemini Engine
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jace's Mindseeker
• 1x Magus of the Jar
• 1x Mesmerizing Benthid
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Nadir Kraken
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Salvager of Secrets
• 1x Scornful Egotist
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
• 1x Serpent of Yawning Depths
• 1x Shipbreaker Kraken
• 1x Simic Manipulator
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Sower of Temptation
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan
• 1x Thopter Assembly
• 1x Tidespout Tyrant
• 1x Torrential Gearhulk
• 1x Trench Gorger
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Vesuvan Shapeshifter
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

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"Jalira, use this worthless Servos and Polymorph them for me. I really could use some help here. Hurry!"

"Shorry M'lord, I maaaaaaaay be drunk burp"

"You WHAT?!"

"Aight I'll do what you louder burp want me to. Hol' up, I'm on it"

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The Idea in this deck is, to have a huge "Sideboard" and right before the game starts, you shuffle the Sideboard and take the top X cards of that sideboard. Put them in you deck without looking, shuffle and play.

X is the number of creature slots your Jalira deck. (14 in this deck)

The Sideboard contains any number of nonlegendary creatures in a blue identity, preferably cmc4+ to get a discount with Jalira's ability.

Every game is a new experience and you really don't know what you get.

Make Tokens with noncreatures to sac to Jalira (or steal them from your opponents)

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	WBRG
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 7 Mythic Rares 25 - 32 Rares 27 - 5 Uncommons 8 - 6 Commons
Cards	86
Avg. CMC	3.29
Tokens	Assembly-Worker 2/2 C, City's Blessing, Construct 4/4 C, Construct 6/12 C, Eldrazi 10/10 C, Energy Reserve, Gemini Engine Construct */* C, Goat 0/1 W, Illusion 0/2 U, Kor Ally 1/1 W, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Myr 1/1 C, 0/1 C Artifact Creature Pest, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Squirrel 1/1 G, Tentacle 1/1 U, The Monarch, Thopter 1/1 C, Wizard 2/2 U, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie Army 0/0 B
Folders	Pet Decks