Jalira, The Bitch

Commander / EDH*

Gaiaphage372

Creature (25)

• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Colossal Whale
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Faerie Artisans
• 1x Frost Titan
• 1x Guile
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Master of Waves
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Reef Worm
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan
• 1x Talrand, Sky Summoner
• 1x Thopter Assembly
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Thopter Spy Network

Artifact (16)

• 1x Crown of Empires
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Nuisance Engine
• 1x Proteus Staff
• 1x Retrofitter Foundry
• 1x Sapphire Medallion
• 1x Scepter of Empires
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Throne of Empires
• 1x Trading Post

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Polymorph
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Rite of Replication

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Mu Yanling
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master

Land (38)

• 37x Island
• 1x Springjack Pasture

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Devious Cover-Up
• 1x Foil
• 1x Insidious Will
• 1x Negate
• 1x Polymorphist's Jest
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Sinister Sabotage
• 1x Unwind

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This is a fun deck.

Filled with token engines, such as Thopter Assembly and Nuisance Engine, use Jalira, Master Polymorphist's ability to turn those wimpy tokens into much more powerful creatures early in the game.

There is nothing more satisfying than the look on your opponents face when you polymorph into Pathrazer of Ulamog 3rd turn.

This Deck works against what its color usually represents. It fills the board with more tokens than a monoblue deck has any right to have, lands powerful creatures like a green deck, but does it all with the subtle trickery of a blue deck.

While Jalira's ability does have a certain amount of random luck to it, that reliance on luck is mitigated somewhat by cards like Ponder and Brainstorm, allowing you to pick from a couple cards what exactly is going to land on your battlefield.

Planeswalkers don't really fit within the theme of this deck, for the sole purpose that they cannot be polymorphed into, there are two in this deck. One is card:Tezzeret, Master Artificer, who is a token engine, a draw engine, and can grant the ability to but whatever permanent you want on the field at the end of your turn. The other, Mu Yanling, is a late game combat-driver, letting your heavy hitters swing without fear of being blocked with both her +2 and her -10.

There are also a good amount of counterspells mixed in, because you need to defend your newborn ultra powerful creatures.

Open to feedback, suggestions, and threats upon my life for unleashing this monstrosity upon the world.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.44
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Boar 2/2 G, Construct 4/4 C, Copy Clone, Drake 2/2 U, Elemental 1/0 U, Emblem Tezzeret, Artifice Master, Fish 3/3 U, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Goat 0/1 W, Kraken 9/9 U, Myr 1/1 C, 0/1 C Artifact Creature Pest, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Squid 1/1 U, Thopter 1/1 C, Whale 6/6 U, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink