In Jund we eat!
We've all had enough of the overused competive Jund. In this deck I've decide to keep alive the food chain thematic and the primal feel that Jund is all about... with a touch of class. Welcome to the Jund Gourmet Club!
Bloodthrone Vampire, Blood Bairn and
Predator Dragon
will satiate their appetite with many of Jund's delicacies. Dragon Fodder, not being exclusive to our Dragon, will be a very promptly served entree, available two turns into the game and being consisted of two of Junds finest 1/1 goblins. Sometimes, our garcons get too close to our costumers, Dark Confidants are best left alive, but they are still decent tasting.
The main dish is truly a Jund symbol, the Sprouting Thrinax can feed even the most power hungry of warriors, possibly satisfying the predators that may gain up to +8/+8 from such a meal.
In Jund, even gourmet restaurants are swarmed by pesky simpletons. Removal spells like Maelstrom Pulse, Terminate and Doom Blade shall keep them at bay while your delicacies are served. Lightining bolt may be used to soften your opponent or burst down Planeswalkers before they start getting too loyal to another restaurant;
Bituminous Blast
can remove a pesky creature or cook up a Sprouting Thrinax for devouring, whilst giving you a free 3-drop.
Ghor-Clan Rampager may be used to avoid a crowd ruining your day. Stay strong and bash through any unclassy chump blocker after a meal for good damage with your newly acquired trample. Loxodon Warhammer will also accomplish this, provide lifelink and make you look like a Sir.
Overrun shall clear the path or any weenie turtler deck, Thrun, the Last Troll's hexproof can give some trouble to control decks and Jund Charm can stop beggars from using the trash in their graveyards against you.
I hope the Jund Gourmet Club has reached your expectations. Please help us improve our service with any suggestion you find appropriate.
Keep it classy.
Totally legit Reviews:
"This reminds me of the smooth tunes of the 80s... stick around"
DJ Crier
"Change... is good... and gets you good meal in Jund"
Kha'Zix
"Do people really eat this crap?"
Kyon
"As good as an Australian kangaroo shop, but cheaper"
Ozzy of the 4th Dimension
"I'll take a 1/1 Goblin token... and eat it!!!"
Yagami Light
