Lazer Beams and Paradoxes

Standard Artifact Combo Lifegain UB (Dimir) Weenie

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Artifact (22)

• 4x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 4x Bone Saw
• 3x Cathar's Shield
• 2x Hedron Blade
• 4x Renegade Map
• 2x Terrarion
• 3x Universal Solvent

Land (20)

• 9x Island
• 2x Spire of Industry
• 9x Swamp

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Tezzeret the Schemer

Instant (4)

• 4x Paradoxical Outcome

Creature (4)

• 2x Foundry Inspector
• 2x Merchant's Dockhand

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Efficient Construction

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Diabolic Tutor

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Who doesn't love the glory and beauty of an easy kill?

This deck stocks up life, by mainly returning tons of zero-drops to your hand and then caching up life with the help of one (or more) Aetherflux Reservoir(s). Doing so will skyrocket you past 50 life to smack your opponent in the face with fifty damage.

Most of the rest, namely Tezzeret the Schemer and Efficient Construction, are backup plans in case you are a little late on getting your Reservoirs.

Go make some people rage. I am proud of you.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Exclude colors	RG
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 12 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.27
Tokens	Emblem Tezzeret the Schemer, Etherium Cell, Thopter 1/1 C