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WELCOME TO THE SEXIEST DECK THERE IS AND EVER WILL BE

Step 1: Check enemy's hand and remove possible non-creature threats with one of the 7 wonderful disruption cards.

Step 2: Keep enemy side nice and free of threats with all the removal (7 instants + 4 Gatekeeper of Malakir) Combined with the hand disruption that's basically 18 removal spells.. 18!!! EIGGGGHTTTTEEEEENNNNN!!!!

Step 3: Create board and hand advantage with Bitterblossom, Phyrexian Arena

NOTE : Dont forget to keep poking with your Grizzly malakir and Bloodghast!!!!

Step 4: Keep building advantage until you get the ultra sexy Phyrexian Obliterator or a nice little Lashwrithe for the smaller guys THEN SMACK THEM ON THE FACE WITH YOUR GIANT beater :3

Step 5: Cast Liliana, Heretical Healer  , kill something as usual. Then proceed to discard a land or Bloodghast then make the opponent decide to hit you or lily. Dont wanna hit sweet baby girl? WELCOME BACK Phyrexian Obliterator my ol' friend

Step 6: lost? confused? hungry?? Well now just be hungry because Sidisi, Undead Vizier is here to give you whatever you might need. Other than a pack of Oreos...HMMMMM oreooossssss.

Step 7: Having a hard way to end the game? Dont worry dear sir, Westvale Abbey   is here to cleanup.

Step 8: What do we say after we win a game? "GG EZ"

Annnndddd I actually only have 1 obliterator at the time and the second one is hard to come at as it is so i have been considering other options. (please dont suggest uber expensive cards my dear friends($20+), obliterator kills me already ;) )

Any help, advice or thoughts would be greatly appreciated!!!

Bored? sleepy? Hungry? Be just hungry! have a read Best Cards of All time something I wrote a long time ago XD I promise no regrets, you guys gotta know the metagame right.

SMASH THAT UPVOTE BUTTON!!!

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Date added 7 years
Last updated 7 years
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

11 - 1 Mythic Rares

12 - 4 Rares

13 - 4 Uncommons

3 - 6 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.19
Tokens Emblem Liliana, Defiant Necromancer, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Zombie 2/2 B
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