Marchesa - Can't Touch This

Commander / EDH* Aikido Pillow Fort RBW (Mardu)

Lambcakes

Other (37)

• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 10x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph

Rattlesnake (15)

• 1x Blood Reckoning
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Hissing Miasma
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Vicious Shadows

Incentive (10)

• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Mathas, Fiend Seeker
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Removal (21)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Vindicate
• 1x Wretched Confluence

Wincon (13)

• 1x Batwing Brume
• 1x Boros Fury-Shield
• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Mirror Strike
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Reflect Damage
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms
• 1x Vicious Shadows

Draw (11)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Corpse Augur
• 1x Mathas, Fiend Seeker
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Syphon Mind
• 1x Wretched Confluence
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Commander (1)

Fort (15)

• 1x Batwing Brume
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Boros Fury-Shield
• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Mirror Strike
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Reflect Damage
• 1x Righteous Cause
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts

Ramp (12)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Oath of Lieges
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum

Utility (8)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Eldrazi Displacer
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Wretched Confluence
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

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Sideboard

Other (42)

• 1x Alliance of Arms
• 1x Ancient Stone Idol
• 1x Angel's Trumpet
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Backlash
• 1x Basandra, Battle Seraph
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Stalked Prey
• 1x Delirium
• 1x Diaochan, Artful Beauty
• 1x Divine Deflection
• 1x Ethereal Haze
• 1x Forcefield
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Gift of Estates
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Island Sanctuary
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Maddening Imp
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Netherborn Phalanx
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Repay in Kind
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Reverence
• 1x Selfless Squire
• 1x Souls of the Faultless
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Spurnmage Advocate
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Sun Droplet
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Tempt with Vengeance
• 1x Thunderstaff
• 1x Tragic Arrogance
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh
• 1x Warmonger Hellkite

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The idea of the deck is to give your opponents incentive to attack via monarch or other bonuses while you stay mostly clear of the struggle thanks to rattlesnake cards and some pillowfort. Use removal to keep the board in check and play politics to keep opponents aimed at each other. Then use damage reflection or blowout spells to win.

Inspired by "Queen Marchesa Rattlesnakes" by Rshizz.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 2 Mythic Rares 51 - 28 Rares 34 - 11 Uncommons 6 - 1 Commons
Cards	115
Avg. CMC	3.65
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Construct 6/12 C, Elemental 1/1 R w/ Haste, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Elemental 5/1 R, Myr 1/1 C, Ogre 3/3 R, Horror */* C, Snake 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 WB, Monarch Emblem, Zombie 2/2 B
Based on	The Rattlesnake Fortress of the Black Rose MatsuriFramboise EDH