Marchesa's Meat Machine

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (35)

• 1x Azami, Lady of Scrolls
• 1x Blood Tyrant
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Dack's Duplicate
• 1x Dark Impostor
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch
• 1x Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1x Flesh Carver
• 1x Garza Zol, Plague Queen
• 1x Ghoulcaller Gisa
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Hellhole Flailer
• 1x Kederekt Creeper
• 1x Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Nightscape Familiar
• 1x Novijen Sages
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Olivia Voldaren
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x River Kelpie
• 1x Sage of Fables
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Shadowmage Infiltrator
• 1x Shriekmaw
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sphinx of Magosi
• 1x Stalking Vengeance
• 1x Thraximundar
• 1x Vampire Hexmage
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Land (39)

• 1x Crosis's Catacombs
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Salt Marsh
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Tendo Ice Bridge
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Urborg Volcano
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Marsh

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Greed
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Unspeakable Symbol
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Instant (3)

• 1x Crosis's Charm
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Grab the Reins

Commander (1)

Artifact (7)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Dimir Keyrune
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skullclamp

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Cruel Ultimatum
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Fierce Invocation
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Slave of Bolas
• 1x Tezzeret's Gambit
• 1x Write into Being

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana Vess

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Grenzo, Dungeon Warden

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Maybeboard

Creature (54)

• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 2x Ashling the Pilgrim
• 2x Baleful Strix
• 2x Butcher of Malakir
• 2x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Clone
• 1x Cytoplast Manipulator
• 1x Deathbringer Thoctar
• 2x Falkenrath Aristocrat
• 1x Flamerush Rider
• 1x Furystoke Giant
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 2x Helium Squirter
• 1x Horizon Scholar
• 1x Hound of Griselbrand
• 1x Keepsake Gorgon
• 1x Liliana's Reaver
• 2x Marchesa's Smuggler
• 2x Master of Cruelties
• 2x Mer-Ek Nightblade
• 2x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 2x Necropolis Regent
• 2x Oona's Blackguard
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 2x Tar Fiend
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 1x Thrummingbird
• 2x Thunderblust
• 1x Triskelavus
• 2x Triskelion
• 1x Vela the Night-Clad
• 1x Vesuvan Shapeshifter
• 2x Vigean Graftmage
• 2x Viral Drake
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Artifact (14)

• 1x Astral Cornucopia
• 2x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dragon Blood
• 1x Izzet Keyrune
• 2x Loxodon Warhammer
• 2x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Rakdos Keyrune
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 2x Whispersilk Cloak

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Breath of Fury
• 2x Curse of Stalked Prey
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 2x Goblin Bombardment
• 2x Infernal Tribute
• 1x Ion Storm
• 1x Ordeal of Thassa
• 1x Soul Ransom

Sorcery (14)

• 2x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Foresee
• 1x Ghastly Conscription
• 1x Gild
• 2x Head Games
• 2x Insurrection
• 2x Mark of Mutiny
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Sleep

Instant (9)

• 1x Dissolve
• 2x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Rewind
• 2x Terminate
• 2x Through the Breach
• 1x Volcanic Offering

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

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The deck wants to play aggro with wrath-resistance and pumping, but will support this mid-game with ETB's and beneficial sacking. The deck must also draw and save cards for growing a hopefully lethal control engine if the life loss necessary for dethrone triggers becomes too risky.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 1 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	4.32
Tokens	Horror */* B, Manifest 2/2 C, Zombie 2/2 B