Mardu voltron creatureless grouphug

Commander / EDH Enchant Equip Goad RBW (Mardu)

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Mana base (37)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Furycalm Snarl
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Inspiring Vantage
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Kazuul's Fury  ^Flip
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savai Triome
• 1x Sejiri Shelter  ^Flip
• 1x Shattered Sanctum
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Song-Mad Treachery  ^Flip
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Sundown Pass
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions

Tutoring (2)

• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Open the Armory

Voltronning other people (19)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Commander's Plate
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Excalibur, Sword of Eden
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Ghoulish Impetus
• 1x Inquisitor's Flail
• 1x Magnetic Theft
• 1x Mithril Coat
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Sword of Vengeance
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x The Sound of Drums
• 1x Two-Handed Axe
• 1x Vampiric Link
• 1x Vow of Lightning

Gotta ramp (6)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Cursed Mirror
• 1x Honor-Worn Shaku
• 1x Sol Ring

Keep it or kill it (5)

• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Fling
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Meathook Massacre 2
• 1x Morbid Curiosity

Countermagic (3)

• 1x Mana Tithe
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast

Removal (2)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Terminate

Friend synergy (1)

• 1x The Elderspell

Commander (1)

Stealers (12)

• 1x Act of Aggression
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Besmirch
• 1x Breach the Multiverse
• 1x Debt of Loyalty
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Helm of Possession
• 1x Portal to Phyrexia
• 1x Sibling Rivalry
• 1x The Akroan War
• 1x The Nipton Lottery
• 1x Wrangle

Good shit and utility (5)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Luxior, Giada's Gift
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Seize the Spotlight
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Wipe (4)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Wrath of God

Friends (2)

• 1x Jeska, Thrice Reborn
• 1x Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools

Free hugs (1)

• 1x Smothering Tithe

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Sideboard

Voltronning other people (31)

• 1x Acquired Mutation
• 1x Antagonize
• 1x Bilbo's Ring
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Blacksmith's Talent
• 1x Blessing of Leeches
• 1x Brotherhood Regalia
• 1x Brute Force
• 1x Colossus Hammer
• 1x Demonic Embrace
• 1x Fiery Emancipation
• 1x Forge Anew
• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Infuriate
• 1x Inventory Management
• 1x Kaldra Compleat
• 1x Mask of Griselbrand
• 1x Robe of Stars
• 1x Run Amok
• 1x Sigarda's Aid
• 1x Soul's Fire
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Forge and Frontier
• 1x Sword of Truth and Justice
• 1x Sword of Wealth and Power
• 1x The Reaver Cleaver
• 1x The Spear of Leonidas
• 1x Thran Power Suit
• 1x Titan's Strength
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte
• 1x Unleash Fury

Wipe (6)

• 1x Blood Money
• 1x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Final Act
• 1x Necromantic Selection
• 1x Oblivion Stone

Keep it or kill it (3)

• 1x Burnt Offering
• 1x Cloudshift
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite

Good shit and utility (2)

• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Skullclamp

Stealers (1)

• 1x Ritual of the Machine

Tutoring (5)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift

Gotta ramp (3)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Rakdos Signet

Other (1)

• 1x Winter Orb

Free hugs (1)

• 1x Ghostly Prison

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Maybeboard

Other (3)

• 1x Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
• 1x Khârn the Betrayer
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

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During a game where i took control of one of my friends commender for one turn, we noticed that you can take commander damage from your own commander. It followed that we should, of course, make a creature stealing voltron deck to kill people with their own commanders.

For the meme, it was necessary to use no creature whatsoever, even in command zone. We agreed that Gods were cheating as it said creature on the type (otherwise Thassa was probably the pick), but in turn agreed that Living Weapons should be allowed.

The grouphug thing is a meme, since we are in fact planning to buff our opponents creature (don't mind that i'm not planning to hand them back though)

I then considered my Commander options. Off the top of my head, my first two pics were Teferi, Temporal Archmage (access to blue, basically the only reason) And Daretti, Scrap Savant (scrapping equipments shenanigans, look to gamble away Conjurerer's Closet, scrap it into play, act of treason and steal?)

After looking at a list of the planeswalker commander, i finally settled on the current two partners, Jeska, Thrice Reborn + Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools Jeska is a fun politics commander than can increase the damage of stolen commanders, hand it back at the end of turn and see it attack again on our friend's turn for more tripled damage going towards our opponents (and not me). Tevesh, that i had never seen before, has inbuilt commander stealing synergy (i was already looking at ashnod's/Phyrexian altar to assassinate our friends commanders after swinging with them, so another sac outlet is nice, and the ult stealing every commander is much too good to pass up, for the meme

Since im running two planeswalker in command zones, obvious payoffs like Karn's Bastion were gonna be added, and from there probably adding some general Superfriends technology, not sure how deep into this i'll go (edit: that didn't pan out, 250 cards decks are in fact not legal)

All of this was, of course, before i found out about Dihada, Binder of Wills, which fixes a lot of issues with equipements by allowing white cards into the deck, allows sunforger, as well as keeping most of the theme intact. i therefore put the two previous partners in the 99

Date added	3 months
Last updated	2 months
Key combos	Jeska, Thrice Reborn + Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 7 Mythic Rares 52 - 24 Rares 24 - 12 Uncommons 11 - 10 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.21
Tokens	Copy Clone, Gold, On an Adventure, Phobos, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Powerstone, Radiation, Sword, Thrull 0/1 B, Treasure