Memnarch and Metallica: Band of Artificial Jerks

Commander / EDH Artifact Casual Mono-Blue Theme/Gimmick

Faris

Creature (24)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Etched Champion
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Grand Architect
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Master Transmuter
• 1x Muzzio, Visionary Architect
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Pili-Pala
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Treasure Mage
• 1x Trinket Mage

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker

Land (36)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Coral Atoll
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 24x Island
• 1x Mirrorpool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sanctum of Ugin
• 1x Sea Gate Wreckage
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thespian's Stage

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Training Grounds

Artifact (24)

• 1x Brittle Effigy
• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Crystal Shard
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Doubling Cube
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Liquimetal Coating
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Perilous Vault
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Vedalken Orrery
• 1x Voltaic Key

Instant (9)

• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Dream Fracture
• 1x Ertai's Meddling
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Into the Roil
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Repeal
• 1x Stoic Rebuttal
• 1x Thirst for Knowledge

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Argivian Restoration
• 1x Distorting Wake
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Thoughtcast

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Artifact (1)

• 1x Grafdigger's Cage

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Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Magus of the Unseen
• 1x Myr Welder
• 1x Vedalken Engineer

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Take Possession

Artifact (6)

• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Portcullis
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 1x Storage Matrix
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine

Instant (1)

• 1x Rebuild

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This deck could also be called How to Have No Friends Forever.

Because artifacts! A work in progress. As you probably guessed, play Memnarch, start assimilating opponents' things, and basically be as much of a jerk as possible in the process.

One of my favorite combos with this deck: Kuldotha Forgemaster + Clock of Omens fetching Myr Battlesphere, tap 2 Myr to untap Forgemaster, fetch up Phyrexian Metamorph to copy Battlesphere, repeat Myr sacrifice for 2 more artifacts into play. First game I achieved the combo I chose Darksteel Forge and Platinum Angel because I don't always play Memnarch, but when I do, I want everyone to hate me.

More detailed description coming soon. All suggestions, criticisms, comments, etc are welcome! Thanks for viewing.

Acquire Board:

Mycosynth Lattice

Lux CannonSeat of the Synod

Tolaria West

Cyclonic Rift

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 1 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.53
Tokens	Copy Clone, Myr 1/1 C