Haters you mad?
Simple yet fun deck that has been churning out turn 7 wins pretty consistently.
I made it just to be a fun casual / LOL deck. Like blood crank but funnier.
Here is what you do.
Get Mindslaver, bazaar trader and one of my phyrexian mana cards in your hand and on the field ASAP.
Use treasure mage to find the mindslaver if you can't find it, use Grand Architect to help pull mind slaver down the turn you draw it.
Use TONS of scry to make sure you get what you need at the right time. Owls, seagates really help with this and defend.
Use Bazaar trader and give opponent your phyrexian card. Use mindslaver to take over their next turn.
Use ALL of their life on the phyrexian abilities until they are dead or at 1 life...I know its a pretty intense and dependent combo, but I've been getting turn 6-8 wins consistently.
Even if you dont treasure mage, GA it, you can hardcast for the win with no problem.
Fun on a bun hommies, I might try a burn style version as well.
+1 if you like PLEASE!!!!