LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU A DECK OF MY CREATION. THIS DECK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BADASS. IT'S SO BADASS THAT ONLY CAPS ARE NEEDED FOR ITS BADASSERY.
DECK TECH MOTHERF**KER:
Bloodsoaked Champion THIS CARD IS BADASS, IT COMES BACK MUCH LIKE Gravecrawler. YOU CAN SAC IT TO YOU FATTY AND IT'LL COME BACK LIKE A BOSS. CAN'T BLOCK? JUST MAKES IT MORE COOLER
Soldier of the Pantheon SINCE THE SET ROTATED AND A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE PLAYING MULTI COLORS, THIS GUY WILL HELP YOU GET THROUGH THEIR NONSENSE. 1 LIFE IS HELPFUL, 2/1 FOR 1 IS EVEN BETTER
Pain Seer NO PAIN NO GAIN, THIS CARD WILL GIVE YOU SOME ADVANTAGE THAT MOST DECK WILL CRY OVER. LOSS LIFE? BIG DEAL, YOU'RE A MANLY MAN.
Jeering Instigator THIS CARD IS SURPRISE WIN. STEAL A FATTY AND WIN, OR STEAL AT INSTANT SPEED TO BLOCK. THIS CARD WILL HELP YOU WIN WHEN YOU DON'T EXPECT IT
master of the feasts A 5/5 FLYING FOR 3? YES, SO WHAT IF YOU GIVE YOUR OPPONENT AN EXTRA CARD, YOU'RE GIVING YOURSELF MORE OF A CHALLENGE.
Goblin Rabblemaster THIS IS JUST CRAZY, A DUDE, THAT POOPS OUT MORE DUDES? I'LL TAKE IT, TOKENS UPON TOKENS IS REALLY GOOD.
Brimaz, King of Oreskos WE ARE RIDING THE VALUE TRAIN NOW. WE ARE GONNA GO BIG OR GO HOME, ATTACKERS UPON ATTACKERS. BLOCKS UPON BLOCKS. WE WILL GET YOU DAMAGE IN NO TIME.
Herald of Torment WE WILL FLY YOU OVER TO VICTORY WITH A 3/3, WITH BESTOW JUST MAKES MORE CREATURES DANGEROUS.
Mogis's Marauder YOUR OTHER SURPRISE WIN, YOU CAN GET DAMAGE IN QUICKLY AND IN ONE BURST TO WIN. BOOYAH
Butcher of the Horde THIS CARD, IS WHAT MAKES THIS DECK. YOU CAN USE YOUR TOKENS AND SAC THEM TO THIS MONSTER FOR QUICK DAMAGE AND MORE LIFE. A 5/4 FLYING WITH NO DOWNSIDE IS BADASS.
Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker THIS BADASS IS AN INDESTRUCTIBLE WHO CAN FLY OVER THEIR TEAM AND HAS HASTE. HIS -6 WILL KIND OF SORT OF BE RELEVANT BECAUSE DUMPING YOUR WHOLE HAND IS AN ISSUE AND CARDS ARE NEEDED. BADASSS CARDS.
I HOPE YOU BADASSES LIKE THIS DECK, IF YOU HAVE A BADASS IDEA PLEASE PUT IT DOWN. A +1 WOULD BE BADASS, AND YOU'D GET 1 BADASS DOLLAR
