Mommy Marchesa's Promotion

Commander / EDH RBW (Mardu)

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Creature (25)

• 1x Alms Collector
• 1x Archangel Avacyn  ^Flip
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Goblin Dark-Dwellers
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Magus of the Moat
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Skyline Despot
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Treasonous Ogre
• 1x Windborn Muse

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Havoc Festival
• 1x Island Sanctuary
• 1x Nevermore
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rest in Peace

Land (35)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 6x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 8x Plains
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sejiri Steppe
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

Artifact (10)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Nahiri, the Harbinger
• 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited

Commander (1)

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Aftershock
• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Armageddon
• 1x By Force
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Gift of Estates
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Painful Truths
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms
• 1x Rout
• 1x Vindicate

Instant (6)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Crib Swap
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

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Do not FUCKING touch. Taking your mother to Chili's tonight.

- Me to my bitch son about my wife Marchesa

Queen Marchesa is a smug anime girl in a shapely older woman's body. If you are still reading this description after that last sentence I'd like to offer you a chance to close the tab. Actually, turn off your computer. Think about another hobby, something not populated with people like me. In reality I'm one of the good ones.

Strategy

The deck is multiplayer and monarchy focused. Board wipes help keep Green peasants in check. Land wipes help keep every color in check. What is a kingdom without a housing crisis? Besides enlisting the strongest creatures like Avacyn, Angel of Hope when we have the Royal Military Assemble the Legion, it's important to also employ cunning advisors.

Council of Ministry

Blood Finance: Kambal, Consul of Allocation
Air Force: Skyline Despot (usually writes instead of attending meetings)
Royal Geology: Nahiri, the Harbinger
Internet Debate: Eidolon of Rhetoric
Anime Advisor: Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
Game Show Host: Magus of the Wheel
Moat: Magus of the Moat

I prefer using Faith's Reward after Armageddon to win the game. A fat mana Debt to the Deathless also sets up pretty well with Havoc Festival. The deck has only won games with more than four players so far but each win took hours of intense diplomacy and screeching.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.86
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Dragon 5/5 R, Emblem Ob Nixilis Reignited, Shapeshifter 1/1 C, Snake 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 RW, The Monarch