My name. Is not. RIIIICK!!!

Commander / EDH* Mono-Black

Valease

Creature (19)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Blood Celebrant
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Chainer, Dementia Master
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dimir House Guard
• 1x Endless Cockroaches
• 1x Fleshwrither
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Razaketh, the Foulblooded
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Street Wraith
• 1x Thrull Parasite
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood

Instant (9)

• 1x Aphotic Wisps
• 1x Cremate
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Defile
• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Malicious Affliction
• 1x Scarab Feast
• 1x Tainted Strike

Artifact (12)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whip of Erebos
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Land (36)

• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 28x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Font of Agonies
• 1x Greed
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Bubbling Muck
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Doomsday
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Forced March
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Razaketh's Rite
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Temporal Extortion

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Artifact (4)

• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Thought Vessel

Instant (1)

• 1x Culling the Weak

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Nighthaze

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Me after emerging from a fast time-bubble in a chasm below Tolaria:

"Ten thousand yeeears will give you such a K'rrik in the neck!"

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 23 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	94
Avg. CMC	3.14
Tokens	City's Blessing, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C