My Vampires Suck on My Chocolate Zombie Balls

Standard* Combo Mono-Black Vampires Zombie

Bauhom

Creature (24)

• 2x Black Cat
• 4x Blood Artist
• 3x Bloodflow Connoisseur
• 2x Butcher Ghoul
• 3x Corpse Blockade
• 2x Falkenrath Noble
• 4x Geralf's Messenger
• 4x Gravecrawler

Land (25)

• 25x Swamp

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Dark Prophecy

Instant (1)

• 1x Tragic Slip

Sorcery (7)

• 2x Barter in Blood
• 1x Duress
• 4x Mutilate

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Sideboard

Land (2)

• 2x Ghost Quarter

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Illness in the Ranks

Artifact (4)

• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 2x Witchbane Orb

Instant (2)

• 1x Crypt Incursion
• 1x Tragic Slip

Sorcery (6)

• 4x Duress
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Sever the Bloodline

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Great synergy here. This deck beats my best aggro deck most of the time.

Sacrificing for the win with Gravecrawler + Blood Artist or Falkenrath Noble + Corpse Blockade or Bloodflow Connoisseur . And 1x Increasing Ambition and 1x Sign in Blood help pull off the combo.

So much goodness with 4x Mutilate and 2x Barter in Blood. Of course it's nice with Blood Artist and Falkenrath Noble, but the creatures work well with Mutilate too: Black Cat Geralf's Messenger Butcher Ghoul Gravecrawler Bloodflow Connoisseur (who can quickly become big) and even the Corpse Blockade can survive an early Mutilate thanks to the 4x Cavern of Souls (i.e. 3 swamps, 1 cavern).

Targets for Increasing Ambition can be anything needed for the combo, or Blood Scrivener Tragic Slip Geralf's Messenger FTW or Mutilate and Barter in Blood.

I welcome your feedback. Please +1 if you like my chocolate zombie balls.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 4 Rares 8 - 5 Uncommons 12 - 6 Commons
Cards	61
Avg. CMC	2.67
Folders	I like, Things to try