Na-Na-Na-Boo-Boo You Can't Catch Me

Commander / EDH* Angels Control Enchantment GWU (Bant) Pillow Fort TurboFog

Duckling

Creature (16)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Jace, Vryn's Prodigy  ^Flip
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Magus of the Moat
• 1x Magus of the Tabernacle
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Vryn Wingmare
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (38)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Blossoming Sands
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Oboro, Palace in the Clouds
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Seachrome Coast
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Enchantment (20)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aurification
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Humility
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Land Equilibrium
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Moat
• 1x Mystic Barrier
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Sigil of the Empty Throne
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Starfield of Nyx
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (6)

• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Forcefield
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Storage Matrix

Instant (10)

• 1x Anticipate
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Impulse
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Talent of the Telepath
• 1x Time Warp
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Land (3)

• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Graypelt Refuge
• 1x Sejiri Refuge

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Awakening
• 1x Dense Foliage
• 1x War Tax

Artifact (1)

• 1x Isochron Scepter

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The deck Nightmare has nightmares of.

This deck is a hilarious pillow fort deck with its intention of just not allowing opponents to attack you, therefore causing them to attack each other, or not attack at all. Generally this leaves to one table without legs and one flipping eventually. This deck is a perfect way to not get invited to Magic events, such as tournaments, social times, and it ends many friendships with those you actually wished you've never known. This has come in handy so many times, pesky comic shop owners asking you to play commander, so you give them their wish and 3 hours later you never have to return!

Magic isn't a game for people to attack each other, that sort of pop culture is bad for us, look at ISIS, it could be a direct link to the aggressive Magic the Gathering play styles out there. I try my best to better this world, so I thought sharing this deck would do a good job. Whether or not players feel like attacking they're certainly not going to! This is to keep your play time safe for the whole family!

Another thing this deck is great for is good old fashioned comedy! This deck is definitely the best for infusing the spirit of the old fashioned comedic value, out of nowhere your opponents find themselves banging their heads against the table! Ha! It's great, live time comedy free of charge! Who doesn't want to see their companions doing comedic skits, I know I certainly do.

If you've liked what this deck offers you so far, but you're not entirely convinced because you're a pacifist who really likes avoiding situations where you have to actually harm a player or a creature, well this deck offers you great options for never having to live with these awkward situations! And I know you're not just any pacifist, you're an X-tream pacifist who really no matter whats doesn't want to deal with these creatures, well at an easy cost of The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale you'll be getting closer and closer to your goal. A couple of cards later and you'll never see creatures visit the battlefield! It's great! Not even a chance of conflict, perfect.

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Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 67 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.19
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Emblem Jace, Vryn's Prodigy
Folders	Bookmarked