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Commander / EDH Aristocrats Combo Counters Sacrifice UBR (Grixis) Undying

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Creature (33)

• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Bloodflow Connoisseur
• 1x Bloodthrone Vampire
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Cytoplast Manipulator
• 1x Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch
• 1x Falkenrath Aristocrat
• 1x Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1x Gisa, Glorious Resurrector
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Immersturm Predator
• 1x Iron Apprentice
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Novijen Sages
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Pyreheart Wolf
• 1x River Kelpie
• 1x Sage of Fables
• 1x Scorn-Blade Berserker
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Stalking Vengeance
• 1x Thought Sponge
• 1x Thrill-Kill Assassin
• 1x Triskelion
• 1x Vigean Graftmage
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Voldaren Thrillseeker
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Land (35)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fiery Islet
• 1x Forge of Heroes
• 1x High Market
• 3x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Xander's Lounge

Instant (7)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Crosis's Charm
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Kazuul's Fury  ^Flip
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Perilous Research
• 1x Sacrifice

Commander (1)

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Mark of Mutiny
• 1x Painful Truths
• 1x Song-Mad Treachery  ^Flip
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Tooth and Claw
• 1x Uncivil Unrest
• 1x Unspeakable Symbol

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Creature (22)

• 1x Bloodfray Giant
• 1x Bloodtracker
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Cloudfin Raptor
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Evernight Shade
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Hellhole Flailer
• 1x Hound of Griselbrand
• 1x Judith, the Scourge Diva
• 1x Lord Xander, the Collector
• 1x Magmaw
• 1x Mindless Automaton
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Nantuko Husk
• 1x Phyrexian Plaguelord
• 1x Ravenous Harpy
• 1x Razaketh, the Foulblooded
• 1x Ruthless Deathfang
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Splatter Thug
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim

Instant (3)

• 1x Act of Aggression
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Domineering Will

Land (1)

• 1x Cave of Temptation

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Thran Vigil

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Victimize

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So you got a Marchesa?

Yup.

And you just had to build a deck around her?

Right again.

Is there a point to the deck?

Well, kinda. I mean it's got some cards that come in w/ +1/+1 counters on them and then other cards that can sac those first cards to create some sac benefits. Then there's some other cards that let me take my opponents's stuff and then I hopefully get some counters on their stuff and sac it and then I get to keep it. Well, now that I look at it, no there's really no point.

You really don't have a life, do you?

Nope. It's gone.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	4 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.26
Tokens	Beast 3/1 R, Morph 2/2 C
Folders	Decks I have, Competitive Commander, EDH - Jacob, Awesome Decks, EDH-ocrats