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Standard* Control

ScaryKoolaide

Creature (7)

• 3x Deathcult Rogue
• 4x Notion Thief

Land (22)

• 2x Dimir Guildgate
• 12x Island
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 7x Swamp

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Shrieking Affliction

Artifact (3)

• 1x Dimir Keyrune
• 2x Elixir of Immortality

Instant (20)

• 4x Cancel
• 2x Cyclonic Rift
• 2x Disperse
• 2x Negate
• 4x Psychic Spiral
• 4x Psychic Strike
• 2x Syncopate

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Whispering Madness

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Lazav, Dimir Mastermind

Artifact (2)

• 2x Elixir of Immortality

Instant (8)

• 4x Dispel
• 2x Disperse
• 2x Negate

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Pilfered Plans

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Consuming Aberration

Land (2)

• 2x Reliquary Tower

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Odd, gimmicky, standard control deck.

Basically this deck works around 2 win cons:

Keeping opponent locked down to their single draw card every turn through Notion Thief + a ciphered Whispering Madness and letting Shrieking Afflictions do work. Further controlling their single card draw a turn by countering anything threatening they play.

Alternatively, self milling a lot through Notion Thief + Whispering Madness and then hitting them with massive Psychic Spirals.

And yes, this is a casual deck (as implied by gimmicky description) for Standard. I'm sure there are places things could be improved, but probably at more cost than I'm willing to spend on a casual gimmick deck.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 1 Mythic Rares 10 - 0 Rares 12 - 2 Uncommons 19 - 12 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.84