*NSFW* MTG AUToISM GUROPLASMic MULTIOOZEgasm 3.69

Commander / EDH Alt Win BGW (Abzan, Junk) Bracket 4 Combo Dredge Landfall Lands Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick Tokens

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Land (37)

• 1x Bayou
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dakmor Salvage
• 1x Deceptive Landscape
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Dust Bowl
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 2x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hidden Grotto
• 1x Indatha Triome
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Lush Portico
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mirrorpool
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Petrified Field
• 1x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Riftstone Portal
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Shifting Woodland
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Talon Gates of Madara
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x The Mycosynth Gardens
• 1x Urza's Cave
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Wastes
• 1x Windswept Heath

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kaya, Geist Hunter

Creature (30)

• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Nethergoyf
• 1x Ocelot Pride
• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff
• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Springheart Nantuko
• 1x Tender Wildguide
• 1x Voice of Resurgence
• 1x Wight of the Reliquary
• 1x Loot, Exuberant Explorer
• 1x Necroplasm
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x Scute Swarm
• 1x Six *f-etch*
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
• 1x The Swarmweaver
• 1x Timeless Witness
• 1x Perennial Behemoth
• 1x Territory Culler
• 1x Ancient Greenwarden
• 1x Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation  ^Flip
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Old Gnawbone

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Parallel Lives

Instant (3)

• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Saw in Half

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Throne of Death  ^Flip
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Panharmonicon

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Urborg Repossession
• 1x Explore
• 1x Finale of Glory
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Restore
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Wear Down
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Coiling Rebirth
• 1x Army of the Damned

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{B}{G}{W}THIS DECK IS FOREVER UNDERGOING HEAVY DISGUSTING GURO STYLE SURGERY NSFW

The Necrobloom going as wide as magically possible. token generation and multiplication plus dead lands for fun. Start to finish, top to bottom. Gross stuff. Double gross. XXX Gross.

Reality isn't always pretty, nor is magic... Probably not a deck to play at the kids pod, unless the kids are great at math...

I have begun collecting awful NSFW custom tokens and alters for this masterpiece of "eww no don't touch it, what is it going to do?" and then you touch it cause you're curious and you die messy, and it makes me happy.

This deck was recommended a 3. It's probably on the high side of that, but technically not a 4 so maybe I can pubsmash some noobs and win some free packs to sweat over. Who cares??

"ew. I love it."

This deck was meant to happen. It's too much for you. You're all going to die. Would you like to play? Show

You'll scoop! Or I will! Who has the fucking time?! Is the dopamine worth the effort? ( . ) . ) lol

DECK NAMES THROUGH THE ERAS:

• Necrobloombroodtransplasmultiplisms 0.1
• Overclocked Pustule Calcuphobe 7
• Biohazardous Autistic Sewer Math
• Invisible Glossy Undead Pusfection eww
• The game of Sorrow, again
• Cosmic Gumbo
• Pseudo Mutagen Digi Fuckemall Omegum .dck
• Anointed Nether-Dryad Army and a Half
• Dank Mutagenic Mold-Growth of Rotflesh - GBK
• Necro Double-Math, Minty in the Back
• Triples is best
• Altar of Gross and Mental Illness
• "Are you autistic?" (none of your fucking business) - Argy

• Please not that one...

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Date added	8 months
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.89
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Cat 1/1 W, City's Blessing, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Elemental */* GW, Fanatic of Rhonas 4/4 B, Food, Insect 1/1 BG w/ Flying, Insect 1/1 G, Orc Army, Plant 0/1 G, Servo 1/1 C, Snake 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 2/2 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Tender Wildguide 1/1 G, Timeless Witness 4/4 B, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Sweet decks, Cool decks to have