*NSFW* MTG AUToISM GUROPLASMic MULTIOOZEgasm 6.9

Commander / EDH Alt Win BGW (Abzan, Junk) Combo Dredge Landfall Lands Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick Tokens

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Land (36)

• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Dakmor Salvage
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Elfhame Palace
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 3x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hidden Grotto
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Lush Portico
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Roadside Reliquary
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scene of the Crime
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 1x Strip Mine
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Talon Gates of Madara
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Urza's Cave
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree
• 1x Windswept Heath

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kaya, Geist Hunter

Creature (28)

• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Ocelot Pride
• 1x Scute Mob
• 1x Budoka Gardener  ^Flip
• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Springheart Nantuko
• 1x Tender Wildguide
• 1x Voice of Resurgence
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Necroplasm
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x Scute Swarm
• 1x Six *f-etch*
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
• 1x The Swarmweaver
• 1x Timeless Witness
• 1x Perennial Behemoth
• 1x Ancient Greenwarden
• 1x Disciple of Freyalise  ^Flip
• 1x Rampaging Baloths
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Old Gnawbone

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x On the Trail
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Parallel Lives

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Urborg Repossession
• 1x Can't Stay Away
• 1x Explore
• 1x Finale of Glory
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Wear Down
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Sevinne's Reclamation
• 1x Coiling Rebirth
• 1x Army of the Damned

Artifact (8)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Bootleggers' Stash

Instant (7)

• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Village Rites
• 1x Cosmic Rebirth
• 1x Saw in Half
• 1x Sprouting Vines
• 1x Second Harvest

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{B}{G}{W}THIS DECK IS FOREVER UNDERGOING HEAVY DISGUSTING GURO STYLE SURGERY NSFW

The Necrobloom going as wide as magically possible. token generation and multiplication plus dead lands for fun. Start to finish, top to bottom. Gross stuff. Double gross. XXX Gross.

I will probably start asking artists for awful NSFW custom tokens and alters for this masterpiece of "eww no don't touch it, what is it going to do?" and then you touch it cause you're curious and you die messy. Reality isn't always pretty, nor is magic. Embracing the darkside of fun and art is just part of who I am, and that expression is part of this assembly of cards... Probably not one to play at the kids pod, or in public. Or in private. Unless you're daring!

"ew. I love it."

This deck was meant to happen. It's too much for you. You're all going to die. Would you like to play? Show

You'll scoop! Or I will! Who has the fucking time?! Is the dopamine worth the effort? ( . ) . ) lol

DECK NAMES THROUGH THE ERAS:

• Necrobloombroodtransplasmultiplisms 0.1
• Biohazardous Autistic Sewer Math
• Invisible Glossy Undead Pusfection eww
• Pseudo Mutagen Digi Fuckemall Omegum .dck
• Altar of Gross and Mental Illness

• Please not that one...

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Date added	3 months
Last updated	3 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 50 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.05
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Beast 4/4 G, Cat 1/1 W, City's Blessing, Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Elemental */* G, Elemental */* GW, Fanatic of Rhonas 4/4 B, Food, Insect 1/1 BG w/ Flying, Insect 1/1 G, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 2/2 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Tender Wildguide 1/1 G, The Monarch, Timeless Witness 4/4 B, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B