Ouch Owie Ow: The Jacques le Vert Story

Commander / EDH Casual Dinosaurs Indestructible Infinite Combo Jank Multiplayer RGW (Naya) Theme/Gimmick Tokens Toughness Matters

French_Baguette

Creature (24)

• 1x Bellowing Aegisaur
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Broodhatch Nantuko
• 1x Cacophodon
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Forerunner of the Empire
• 1x Hornet Nest
• 1x Hungering Hydra
• 1x Jared Carthalion, True Heir
• 1x Marauding Raptor
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Phytohydra
• 1x Polyraptor
• 1x Raging Swordtooth
• 1x Ranging Raptors
• 1x Ravenous Daggertooth
• 1x Ripjaw Raptor
• 1x Saber Ants
• 1x Silverclad Ferocidons
• 1x Sporeweb Weaver
• 1x Sprouting Phytohydra
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Toralf, God of Fury  ^Flip
• 1x Trapjaw Tyrant

Instant (7)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Veil of Summer

Land (38)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 6x Forest
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 8x Mountain
• 1x Naya Panorama
• 5x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (12)

• 1x AEther Flash
• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Fire Whip
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Rite of Passage
• 1x Task Mage Assembly

Commander (1)

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Collective Unconscious
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Fiery Confluence
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Hour of Revelation
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Rile
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Star of Extinction
• 1x Three Visits

Artifact (3)

• 1x Lifecrafter's Bestiary
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin

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Creature (6)

• 1x Boros Reckoner
• 1x Siegehorn Ceratops
• 1x Spitemare
• 1x Truefire Captain
• 1x Vulshok Sorcerer
• 1x Walking Ballista

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Into the Maw of Hell

Instant (1)

• 1x Eladamri's Call

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A list of Jacques le Vert I made inspired by EDH Deckbuilding on Youtube. You can find the video , go show him some love :-).

Ramp and draw a few cards, then try to do one of a few cool cute things - put down a bunch of Enrage Creatures (Ranging Raptors, Hornet Nest), then ping them for 1 (Pyrohemia, Fire Whip) for value. Or you can put down a Stuffy Doll type effect (Toralf, God of Fury   is pretty sweet as well) and blast your own stuff with a Star of Extinction.

Jacques le Vert is the chief 'cause he's a weird funky old hoopy frood, and he makes cards like Broodhatch Nantuko much better and much more abusable with pingers. There are a few combos in the deck - Forerunner of the Empire + Polyraptor or Cacophodon + Heroic Intervention + Pyrohemia , for example. These are not the main focus of the deck, though they can get you a clutch win if need be.

I wasn't really budgetting, so if you wanna reduce the price tag, just look at the land base :-) (and print Jacques le Vert, proxying rocks!).

Suggestions welcome, though I'm not really trying to be too competitive or anything. The deck doesn't work every time, but when it does eventually win a game, you'll be able to remind your friends forever that you beat them with a deck piloted by Jacques le Vert.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 months
Key combos	Forerunner of the Empire + Polyraptor Cacophodon + Heroic Intervention + Pyrohemia
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.58
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Insect 1/1 G, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Morph 2/2 C, Saproling 1/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, The Monarch
Folders	Cool