Pirates Who Don't Anything

Commander / EDH* UBR (Grixis)

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Creature (37)

• 1x Adaptive Automaton
• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Breeches, Brazen Plunderer
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Coercive Recruiter
• 1x Corsair Captain
• 1x Dargo, the Shipwrecker
• 1x Daring Buccaneer
• 1x Deadeye Brawler
• 1x Deadeye Plunderers
• 1x Deadeye Tracker
• 1x Departed Deckhand
• 1x Dire Fleet Poisoner
• 1x Emberwilde Captain
• 1x Fathom Fleet Captain
• 1x Forerunner of the Coalition
• 1x Ghost of Ramirez DePietro
• 1x Goldspan Dragon
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Kitesail Skirmisher
• 1x Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator
• 1x Merchant Raiders
• 1x Metallic Mimic
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Port Razer
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Slippery Scoundrel
• 1x Spectral Sailor
• 1x Storm Fleet Sprinter
• 1x Talas Warrior
• 1x Warkite Marauder
• 1x Xorn
• 1x Zara, Renegade Recruiter

Land (35)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 6x Island
• 6x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Spirebluff Canal
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Unclaimed Territory
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Xander's Lounge

Instant (5)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Spell Swindle
• 1x Terminate

Commander (1)

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Arcane Adaptation
• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Goblin War Drums
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Reconnaissance Mission
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Storm the Vault  ^Flip

Artifact (7)

• 1x Fell Flagship
• 1x Hoard Hauler
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Nautiloid Ship
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Treasure Map  ^Flip
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Brass's Bounty
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x March of the Drowned
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Crafty Cutpurse
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Timestream Navigator

Artifact (2)

• 1x Mindlink Mech
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk

Instant (3)

• 1x Admiral's Order
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Fiery Cannonade

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Lunar Force
• 1x Mortal Combat

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Banefire
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Diabolic Tutor

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Maybeboard

Creature (34)

• 1x Azure Fleet Admiral
• 1x Brazen Freebooter
• 1x Captain Vargus Wrath
• 1x Coastline Marauders
• 1x Crimson Fleet Commodore
• 1x Dack's Duplicate
• 1x Daring Saboteur
• 1x Dire Fleet Hoarder
• 1x Dire Fleet Neckbreaker
• 1x Dreamcaller Siren
• 1x Fanatical Firebrand
• 1x Grasping Scoundrel
• 2x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Kari Zev, Skyship Raider
• 1x Keranos, God of Storms
• 1x Kitesail Freebooter
• 1x Kukemssa Pirates
• 1x Lightning-Rig Crew
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Prosperous Pirates
• 1x Protean Raider
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Rapacious Dragon
• 1x Rishadan Airship
• 1x Rishadan Brigand
• 1x Sailor of Means
• 1x Siren Reaver
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Storm Fleet Swashbuckler
• 1x Torrential Gearhulk
• 1x Vizier of Many Faces
• 1x Wily Goblin

Artifact (20)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Bloodforged Battle-Axe
• 1x Captain's Hook
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x General's Kabuto
• 1x Glittering Stockpile
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Icon of Ancestry
• 1x Konda's Banner
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Midnight Clock
• 1x Mindlink Mech
• 1x Pirate's Cutlass
• 1x Skeleton Key
• 1x Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
• 1x Sleek Schooner
• 1x Vedalken Orrery
• 1x Vorpal Sword

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Call to the Kindred
• 1x Fevered Visions
• 1x Fiery Emancipation
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight

Instant (13)

• 1x Behold the Multiverse
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Depths of Desire
• 1x Discontinuity
• 1x Fatal Push
• 1x Glimmer of Genius
• 1x Hornswoggle
• 1x Lookout's Dispersal
• 1x Precognitive Perception
• 1x Reinterpret
• 1x Silumgar's Command
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Vraska's Contempt

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Bribery
• 1x Chart a Course
• 1x Contract Killing
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Piracy
• 1x Pirate's Pillage
• 1x Pirate's Prize
• 1x Serum Visions
• 1x Slave of Bolas

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Chandra, Torch of Defiance
• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Vraska, Scheming Gorgon

Land (1)

• 1x Myriad Landscape

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ARE YOU READY KIDS!?!? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!

Date added	2 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 2 Mythic Rares 52 - 9 Rares 24 - 3 Uncommons 4 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.38
Tokens	City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Pirate 2/2 B, Monarch Emblem, Treasure