Play your entire collection on turn 1 (ALL SPELLS)

Casual Combo Competitive Five Color Infinite Combo Mill

Lord_Khaine

Combo (5)

• 1x Angel of Glory's Rise
• 1x Cartel Aristocrat
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Wild Cantor

Draw (12)

• 4x Gitaxian Probe
• 4x Manamorphose
• 4x Street Wraith

Fast-Mana (28)

• 4x Cabal Ritual
• 4x Chrome Mox
• 4x Dark Ritual
• 4x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 4x Lotus Petal
• 4x Simian Spirit Guide
• 4x Summoner's Pact

Mana-Fixing (9)

• 4x Manamorphose
• 4x Summoner's Pact
• 1x Wild Cantor

Protection (1)

• 1x Cabal Therapy

Reanimation (5)

• 1x Dread Return
• 4x Narcomoeba

Self-Mill (8)

• 4x Balustrade Spy
• 4x Undercity Informer

WinCon (1)

• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition

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Sideboard

Other (8)

• 4x Chancellor of the Annex
• 4x Pact of Negation

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Inspired by The Ultimate Budget Way to Troll EVERYONE and Oops, All Spells

Oops, All Spells has gone horribly, terribly wrong. We're no longer satisfied with a Laboratory Maniac win on turn one, we want everything. We want to play all the junk rares our opponents thought they'd never die to, we want to manipulate entire decks, and make players question their sanity as they see things happen in Magic the Gathering they didn't even know was possible.

Since this deck lets us play with our entire collection, this is great opportunity to troll. Comment your troll ideas below, and upvote this deck if you like it.

Oops, All Spells Primer

For those unfamiliar with Oops, All Spells, it's a budget legacy deck that involves no lands. The deck is built of non-land mana sources, and combo pieces with a small bit of protection.

First, make sure your starting hand has Balustrade Spy or Undercity Informer in it with the ability to produce 4 mana, one of which is . The cards that should not be in your hand are Angel of Glory's Rise, more than one Narcomoeba, Dread Return, Fiend Hunter, and Cartel Aristocrat. If you really want to risk it, you can try using Gitaxian Probe or Street Wraith to find a missing piece.

Got your ideal hand? Good. Now cast Balustrade Spy or Undercity Informer and pay the to activate Undercity's Informer's ability. Whichever you choose, you want to target... yourself. You mill until you reveal a land, and you don't have any lands, put your whole library into the graveyard. Remember the Narcomoebas? Don't forget to put those into play before the next step.

Here's where the combo begins: use the Narcomoeba to pay the flashback cost of Dread Return, targetting Angel of Glory's Rise. If you have an extra creature to sacrifice, first pay the flashback cost of Cabal Therapy to check for any removal someone may have before you cast Dread Return.

Angel of Glory's Rise enters the battlefield, bringing all your Human creatures from the graveyard to the battlefield. This means four Undercity Informer, Fiend Hunter, Cartel Aristocrat, Wild Cantor, and probably Archaeomancer (whom you can cast in a moment if Archaeomancer was in your hand) to the battlefield. We're going to enjoy infinite mana, and with it infinite castings of Mastermind's Acquisition:

1. Sacrifice Wild Cantor to add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
2. Fiend Hunter targets Angel of Glory's Rise with its etb ability.
3. Archaeomancer returns Mastermind's Acquisition or any other instant or sorcery to your hand.
4. If you want, cast whatever spell you recurred with Archaeomancer. Otherwise skip to step 5.
5. Sacrifice Fiend Hunter and Archaeomancer to Cartel Aristocrat. Fiend Hunter's ltb ability triggers, returning Angel of Glory's Rise, whose etb ability allows you to repeat the combo.

Infinite mana of all colors, and infinite castings of Mastermind's Acquisition to have access to your entire collection. This couldn't go wrong at all...

Preparation

First, we want everything to be at instant-speed. Find a Leyline of Anticipation or Vedalken Orrery, and get it into play to speed things up.

Now we want alternate sources of infinite mana in case our current combo stops working. Dramatic Reversal + Isochron Scepter with at least three mana generated by mana rocks should do. You may add Pristine Talisman for infinite life, and Contagion Clasp to immediately use the ultimate abilities of planeswalkers, such as Tamiyo, Field Researcher, Tamiyo, the Moon Sage and Teferi, Temporal Archmage.

Finally, we need a way to allow/deny spells and abilities. Besides having cards such as Disallow, include cards like Unsubstantiate to stop spells that can't be countered, and Summary Dismissal if things get too crazy.

Now, we can begin trolling.

The Book of Trolling

Coming soon! Will contain an assortment of ideas to use to torment the rest of the table. SUBMIT YOUR FAVORITE TROLLING IDEAS.

Endless Lich's Mirror

There's a neat gimmick with Lich's Mirror: only permanents the player owns, not controls, are shuffled away. So if an opponent loses the game while controlling but not owning a Lich's Mirror, they restart the game to be freshly pummeled again, with whatever killed them still being there.

1. Cast Lich's Mirror.

2. Cast Stolen Identity targeting Lich's Mirror. Repeat this process until you have as many Lich's Mirrors in play as there are opponents.

3. Donate a Lich's Mirror to each opponent.

You may safely slaughter your opponents.

DOOM

Demon tribal is great, intense metal is great, so is watching your playgroup scramble to deal with hell manifesting before them.

1. Play a land for turn: Westvale Abbey  .

2. Sacrifice five of your humans to Westvale Abbey   to transform it into Ormendahl, Profane Prince.

3. Equip Elbrus, the Binding Blade   to Ormendahl.

4. Have Ormendahl attack an opponent and deal combat damage to a player to transform Elbrus, the Binding Blade   into Withengar Unbound.

5. You now have Ormendahl, Profane Prince and Withengar Unbound in play on turn one, and are the envy of demon decks everywhere.

60-card Battle of Wits

Upon resolving the basic combo, grab 200 cards from your collection, Battle of Wits, any spell that lets you take an extra turn, and Day's Undoing.

Cast Battle of Wits.

Cast the spell that lets you take an extra turn after this one.

Cast Day's Undoing.

Win.

Top Ranked	Achieved #30 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	4 years
Key combos	Dramatic Reversal + Isochron Scepter
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 15 - 8 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.17
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