Please Don't Hurt Me... Or Else

Commander / EDH

holymanox

Enchantment (20)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aurification
• 1x Axis of Mortality
• 1x Bitter Feud
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cruel Reality
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Exhaustion
• 1x Curse of Misfortunes
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of Stalked Prey
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Curse of Vitality
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm

Instant (10)

• 1x Benevolent Offering
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Murder
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Terminate

Land (37)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Forsaken Sanctuary
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 7x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Stone Quarry
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

Artifact (9)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Mardu Banner
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunforger

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 1x Tempt with Immortality
• 1x Three Dreams

Commander (1)

Creature (17)

• 1x Ankle Shanker
• 1x Auramancer
• 1x Bitterheart Witch
• 1x Bounty Hunter
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Crimson Honor Guard
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Heliod's Pilgrim
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Hunted Dragon
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Queen Marchesa
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Slumbering Dragon
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Windborn Muse

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The Ultimate Political deck. Basically, You can either help your opponents or hurt them. If they're going to swing at you, threaten to curse them.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.67
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Knight 2/2 W w/ First Strike, Elemental 5/1 R, Ogre 3/3 R, Soldier 1/1 RW, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, The Monarch, Zombie 2/2 B