Please Kill My Creatures

Casual Budget Mono-Black

Theasus7

Creature (24)

• 2x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 2x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 2x Massacre Girl
• 3x Nocturnal Feeder
• 4x Qarsi Sadist
• 4x Serrated Scorpion
• 3x Tattered Mummy
• 2x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 2x Zulaport Cutthroat

Instant (6)

• 3x Hideous End
• 3x Undying Evil

Land (23)

• 23x Swamp

Artifact (2)

• 2x Skullclamp

Sorcery (5)

• 3x Call of the Death-Dweller
• 2x Morbid Plunder

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Creature (22)

• 2x Blistergrub
• 1x Blood Artist
• 2x Geralf's Messenger
• 2x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 2x Grim Haruspex
• 2x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 2x Mortis Dogs
• 4x Nightmare Shepherd
• 2x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 2x Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Instant (8)

• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 3x Costly Plunder
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 2x Rescue from the Underworld
• 1x Tragic Slip

Enchantment (6)

• 2x Black Market
• 2x Dictate of Erebos
• 2x Grave Pact

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Call of the Death-Dweller

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The premise of this deck is to create lose-lose situations for the opponent. If they don't block your creatures they get hurt and if they do block and kill your creatures they get hurt too.

There are lots of graveyard retrieval spells so you can keep bringing back your Nocturnal Feeder , Serrated Scorpion , and Tattered Mummy .

Qarsi Sadist lets you exploit your creatures to trigger your "die to deal damage" creatures effects plus the exploit effect. Zulaport Cutthroat deals damage and heals you every time a creature dies.

Throw an Undying Evil on any of your "die to deal damage" creatures to let them trigger their effect but come right on back to keep up the pain.

I'm looking for ways to speed the deck up and make it more consistent. Thanks!

Top Ranked	Achieved #21 position overall 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Casual 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Splash colors	B
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.49
Folders	good decks