Pleasures and Treasures

Standard Aggro Haste Tokens

Memnun

Creature (18)

• 3x Goblin Javelineer
• 2x Gala Greeters
• 2x Professional Face-Breaker
• 4x Tuktuk Rubblefort
• 2x Xorn
• 2x Jetmir, Nexus of Revels
• 2x Ognis, the Dragon's Lash
• 1x Goldspan Dragon

Instant (3)

• 3x Tamiyo's Safekeeping

Land (23)

• 3x Blightstep Pathway  ^Flip
• 3x Bloodfell Caves
• 4x Cragcrown Pathway  ^Flip
• 3x Forest
• 4x Mountain
• 4x Rugged Highlands
• 2x Swamp

Artifact (8)

• 4x Dragonspark Reactor
• 2x Oni-Cult Anvil
• 2x Bootleggers' Stash

Enchantment (6)

• 2x The Meathook Massacre
• 4x Stimulus Package

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Tamiyo, Compleated Sage

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Sideboard

Land (3)

• 1x Island
• 1x Plains
• 1x Swamp

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Vastwood Surge

Creature (6)

• 4x Tenacious Underdog
• 2x Xorn

Instant (4)

• 4x Voltage Surge

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Maybeboard

Creature (8)

• 1x Dockside Chef
• 1x Kalain, Reclusive Painter
• 1x Prosperous Innkeeper
• 1x Venom Connoisseur
• 1x Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second
• 1x Myriad Construct
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Ziatora, the Incinerator

Land (4)

• 1x Cabaretti Courtyard
• 1x Darkbore Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Riveteers Overlook
• 1x Treasure Vault

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Druid Class
• 1x Widespread Thieving

Instant (1)

• 1x Deadly Dispute

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Crush the Weak
• 1x Field Trip
• 1x Scale the Heights

Artifact (2)

• 1x Experimental Synthesizer
• 1x Investigator's Journal

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A variant on Meathook Machine Gun using treasures for ramp and fixing; Stimulus Package then turns those treasures into creatures which can swing in for more treasures thanks to Ognis, the Dragon's Lash or go for the kill to the dome with The Meathook Massacre. Absolutely needs tweaking still, I'm open to suggestions and improvements!

Top Ranked	Achieved #51 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #2 position in Standard 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Standard Tokens 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Splash colors	WU
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 15 - 6 Rares 10 - 2 Uncommons 10 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.95
Tokens	Citizen 1/1 GW, Construct 1/1 C, Copy Clone, Tamiyo's Notebook, Treasure