Poo: The Card Game

Casual RUW (Jeskai, America) RW (Boros) Theme/Gimmick UR (Izzet) WU (Azorius)

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Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Chandra Ablaze
• 1x Jace Beleren

Land (30)

• 4x Clifftop Retreat
• 4x Glacial Fortress
• 4x Island
• 9x Mountain
• 5x Plains
• 4x Sulfur Falls

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Unlife

Artifact (1)

• 1x Lich's Mirror

Instant (30)

• 1x Absorb
• 1x Aggravate
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Char
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Electrolyze
• 1x Geistflame
• 1x Healing Salve
• 1x Life Burst
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 2x Orim's Chant
• 2x Redirect
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Reward the Faithful
• 2x Safe Passage
• 1x Shock
• 2x Silence
• 1x Soothing Balm
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Suffocating Blast
• 1x Swerve
• 1x Thunderous Wrath
• 1x Warleader's Helix

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Arc Blade
• 1x Banefire
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Forked Bolt
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Slagstorm
• 1x Spelltwine
• 4x Stomping Slabs
• 1x Windfall

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If any of you have heard of Poo: The Card Game, I'm sure you'll love this deck. I've built it for a casual, multiplayer environment with Poo in mind. I would like to represent what cards I can as well as throw in some cards that have the feeling of the Poo Card Game.
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Poo Cards--
Pellet Poo: Geistflame
Chim-Chim Poo: Shock
Bonzo Poo: Lightning Bolt
Mighty Joe Young Poo: Boros Charm
King Kong Poo: Thunderous Wrath
The Big One: Stomping Slabs

Special Poo Cards--
Grandpa Poo: Spelltwine
The Snake: Arc Blade
Devil Poo: Slagstorm
Screaming Mi-mi's: Char

Mishap Cards--
Cramp: Swerve
Just a Fart: Render Silent
Slip: Reverberate
Montezuma's Revenge: Absorb

Event Cards--
Sprinkler System: Reward the Faithful
Taunt: Aggravate
Reinforcements: Brainstorm
Not in the Face!: Banefire
The Tiger's Out: Chandra Ablaze
Keeper's Got the Hose: Jace Beleren
It's on the Lights: Orim's Chant
Blaze of Glory: Angel's Grace

Clean Card--
Dip in the Pool: Life Burst
Found a Towel: Healing Salve
Sharing the Love: Forked Bolt
Shimmy Shimmy Shake: Warleader's Helix

Defense Card--
Dodge: Suffocating Blast
Block: Dissolve and Safe Passage
Buddy's Face: Redirect

Discard-to-Draw Cards--
Reforge the Soul
Faithless Looting
Compulsive Research
Windfall

The Golden Bananas--
Lich's Mirror
Phyrexian Unlife

Poo-flavored Cards--
Silence
Electrolyze
Soothing Balm
Sphinx's Revelation

Keep in mind that this deck is purely for fun. I would like some help one narrowing it down though, so if anyone would like to help, please do. I appreciate it!

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	76
Avg. CMC	2.65
Folders	decks