"Poor Timmy..." (READ DESCRIPTION)

Modern BR (Rakdos) Vampires

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Creature (24)

• 4x Bloodghast
• 2x Captivating Vampire
• 4x Falkenrath Aristocrat
• 2x Grim Lavamancer
• 2x Hero of Oxid Ridge
• 2x Pain Seer
• 4x Stromkirk Captain
• 4x Stromkirk Noble

Land (22)

• 4x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 4x Blood Crypt
• 3x Cavern of Souls
• 4x Dragonskull Summit
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Mutavault
• 3x Swamp

Instant (6)

• 2x Go for the Throat
• 4x Lightning Bolt

Sorcery (8)

• 2x Browbeat
• 4x Feast of Blood
• 2x Thatcher Revolt

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Anathemancer

Instant (9)

• 3x Extirpate
• 3x Magma Spray
• 3x Terminate

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Thoughtseize

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"Oh No! The vampires are here! Please don't hurt me!"said little Timmy as the vampires "attacked."

"Timmy," Greg the vampire said, "Vampires won't suck your blood and kill you. We're a sophisticated race. I'm just here to give you this lollipop."

Timmy happily took the lollipop from Greg.

"Thanks, Greg!" said Timmy.

"Anytime!" said Greg the Vampire. Timmy and Greg then lived happily ever after, in a civilization where vampires and humans were friends, until Falkenrath Aristocrat came and ate all the humans.

"Oops," said Greg,"I guess I was wrong, Timmy. Vampires will eat you."

"Darn it!" said Timmy as Falkenrath Aristocrat jumped down from the rafters and ate Timmy.

The End.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 3 Mythic Rares 32 - 3 Rares 16 - 3 Uncommons 2 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.32
Tokens	Human 1/1 R