Processor Trip

Pauper Control WU (Azorius)

snoakes

Creature (17)

• 4x Aviary Mechanic
• 4x Kor Skyfisher
• 3x Lone Missionary
• 3x Murk Strider
• 2x Oracle of Dust
• 1x Ruin Processor

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Preordain

Land (25)

• 4x Azorius Chancery
• 5x Island
• 4x Kabira Crossroads
• 4x Plains
• 4x Secluded Steppe
• 4x Tranquil Cove

Enchantment (7)

• 4x Journey to Nowhere
• 3x Oblivion Ring

Artifact (4)

• 4x Relic of Progenitus

Instant (3)

• 3x Momentary Blink

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Sideboard

Enchantment (8)

• 4x Circle of Protection: Red
• 4x Spreading Seas

Instant (4)

• 4x Negate

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Dust to Dust

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Trying to adapt processors to pauper. Plays a little like Acid Trip. Lots of graveyard hate.

The deck wins through the convoluted game plan of exiling your opponent's creatures and other non-land permanents with Journey to Nowhere and Oblivion Ring , emptying the enchantments with Murk Strider and Oracle of Dust , returning the enchantments to your hand with Aviary Mechanic and Kor Skyfisher , and repeating.

Ruin Processor is the finisher, but you will more likely win with a Kor Skyfisher .

You have to play cards in a weird order. So, note Aviary Mechanic 's "may" condition. Kor Skyfisher has no such condition. So, the deck has plenty of good permanents to return to your hand.

If you can manage to land a Relic of Progenitus and Oracle of Dust on the battlefield at the same time, you should be able to cycle through your deck fast enough to find what you need for the win.

Lots of ETB life gain draws out the game long enough for the deck to do what it's meant to.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.34
Based on	Processor Trip snoakes PAU