天然气管道保护 Protection of gas pipelines

Commander / EDH* Jank Mono-Green Ramp Tap/Untap

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Creature (35)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Circle of Dreams Druid
• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x Duskwatch Recruiter  ^Flip
• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Genesis
• 1x Insidious Fungus
• 1x Intrepid Paleontologist
• 1x Joraga Treespeaker
• 1x Keeper of Progenitus
• 1x Llanowar Tribe
• 1x Magus of the Candelabra
• 1x Masticore
• 1x Oasis Ritualist
• 1x Ohran Viper
• 1x Painter's Servant
• 1x Pygmy Kavu
• 1x Rampaging Yao Guai
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Shigeki, Jukai Visionary
• 1x Skyshroud Poacher
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Spike Weaver
• 1x Squallmonger
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper
• 1x Temur Sabertooth
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Voice of Many
• 1x Voracious Varmint
• 1x Walking Ballista
• 1x Watchful Naga
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Keen Sense
• 1x Lifeforce
• 1x Overgrowth
• 1x Ritual of Subdual
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Tornado
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Vernal Bloom
• 1x Well Rested
• 1x Wild Growth

Land (35)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 32x Snow-Covered Forest
• 1x Urza's Saga

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Majestic Genesis
• 1x Primal Surge

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Avarice Totem
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x C.A.M.P.
• 1x Dissection Tools
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Lavaspur Boots
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nissa, Who Shakes the World

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Artifact (1)

• 1x Cloudstone Curio

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天然气管道保护 Protection of gas pipelines 大蛇祭祀 great snake sacrifice 静音模式下闪光 flash in silent mode 保护艺术家的仆人 protect the artist's servant

扮演一条蛇 Play as a snake 以蛇换大蛇 sacrifice a snake for a big snake 创造种子博物馆的价值和效应 create a seed museum value and effect 站立的空间和大量的灰尘和酒精 standing room and lots of dirt and alcohol 保护你的仆人 protect your servants 速度要快可能的组合是无穷无尽的 Be quick the possible combinations are endless 不要放弃 Don't give up

...what?

Get inspiration from WoW Naxxramas Chinese translation copypastas > write description > hypertranslate > pick out the bits that vaguely make sense > ???

It's funny to me.

how do u win

like this probably /SHRUGS

• Lifeforce + Painter's Servant + Patron of the Orochi
• Patron of the Orochi + Temur Sabertooth , a haste enabler and enough mana sources to go positive
• Masticore / Walking Ballista / Squallmonger + Basilisk Collar / Dissection Tools
• Patron of the Orochi + Survival of the Fittest > Genesis + Shigeki, Jukai Visionary
• Genesis + Spike Weaver
• Patron of the Orochi + Skyshroud Poacher > Voice of Many, Keeper of Progenitus, etc
• Patron of the Orochi + Well Rested
• Magus of the Candelabra + Well Rested enchanting Dryad Arbor, add Patron of the Orochi to draw 8 cards a turn cycle

but yeah u win with infinite mana and Walking Ballista, a big Finale of Devastation, Squallmonger and some lockdown like Lifeforce or Ensnaring Bridge...

Date added	5 days
Last updated	1 day
Key combos	Patron of the Orochi + Temur Sabertooth Lifeforce + Painter's Servant + Patron of the Orochi Genesis + Spike Weaver
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.94
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Emblem Nissa, Who Shakes the World, Fanatic of Rhonas 4/4 B, Junk, Manifest 2/2 C, Varmint 2/1 G