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Commander / EDH* BR (Rakdos) Budget Competitive Cruel Control Multiplayer Suicide Black

Zakass

Creature (29)

• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Archfiend of Despair
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Cunning Sparkmage
• 1x Desolation Twin
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Endless One
• 1x Fireslinger
• 1x Goblin Fireslinger
• 1x Graveborn Muse
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Infectious Horror
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Lobber Crew
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Neheb, the Eternal
• 1x Nettle Drone
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Shepherd of Rot
• 1x Spawn of Mayhem
• 1x Spear Spewer
• 1x Stalking Vengeance
• 1x Tectonic Hellion
• 1x Thermo-Alchemist

Land (36)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Cinder Barrens
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Leechridden Swamp
• 15x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Tresserhorn Sinks
• 1x Urborg Volcano

Artifact (9)

• 1x Cryptolith Fragment  ^Flip
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Keyrune
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Semblance Anvil
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 1x Dead Revels
• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Flame Rift
• 1x Insult / Injury

Commander (1)

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Gift of Doom
• 1x Hand to Hand
• 1x Heartless Summoning
• 1x Lim-Dul's Hex
• 1x Pandemonium
• 1x Sarkhan's Unsealing
• 1x Sinister Concoction
• 1x Stolen Strategy
• 1x Sunbird's Invocation
• 1x Theater of Horrors

Instant (4)

• 1x Cast Down
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Terminate

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Ash Zealot
• 1x Avatar of Slaughter
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Viashino Heretic

Artifact (2)

• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Thought Prison

Instant (1)

• 1x Consume the Meek

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Tainted Remedy

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Vandalblast

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Maybeboard

Creature (18)

• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Charging Monstrosaur
• 1x Dragonmaster Outcast
• 1x Electryte
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Flameblast Dragon
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Magma Giant
• 1x Magus of the Mirror
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Scuttling Doom Engine
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Death Pits of Rath
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Goblin War Drums
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Mindmoil
• 1x Rain of Gore
• 1x Where Ancients Tread

Artifact (3)

• 1x Inquisitor's Flail
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sarkhan the Mad

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You sit at the table with some friends, everyone is bringing out their EDH decks.

Each of their decks being $200 or more. Your not certain as to how your $60 (more or less) Rakdos deck will hold up. After rolling the di you end up being the one who goes first.

Without much mana ramp or small creatures your first 2 turns move slow. Third turn you get down a small pinger.

One of your friends says "That thing isnt going to do much in a 4 person edh battle."

"Yeah well I had an empty slot."

Next turn comes a Fervor and the turn after that comes another pinger. "Slow game?" One of your friends asks. "Y-yeah, things arent looking up for me this time."

But they are, you glance at your hand and smirk.

"THEY WILL SQUIRM!" you loudly think to yourself.

Turn 8

You already have Pandemonium on the field. And you ping one of your friends for 3 damage.

AND NOW THE PLAN BEGINS TO UNFOLD! RAKDOS HITS THE FIELD!

9 damage in total already that means only one thing.

HERE COME THE ELDRAZI! ITS A CHAIN REACTION! Void Winnower eleven damage, Then comes the Pathrazer of FRIKITY FRACKIN ULAMOG ANOTHER NINE DAMAGE.

Desolation Twin TWENTY MORE DAMAGE, TWO PLAYERS ARE ALREADY DEAD, FACEDOWN IN A POOL OF THEIR OWN SHAME. Their $250 decks destroyed by $60's of douchiness.

Its a 1v1 now. A tumbleweed rolls across the table. Your final opponent.

You raise the last card in your hand above your head in triumph.

You look your opponent dead in the eye and SLAM YOUR FINAL CARD ONTO THE TABLE!

ITS THE FRIKITY FRAKIN Endless One !

49 Damage! AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!

...Round two anyone?

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Okay, so since the creation of this deck it's gone through a ton of changes. Until recently it was in more of a control shell with a focus on enchantments. I decided that it sucked. It was constantly losing in my playgroup. It was inconsistent, boring, and had a hard time dealing with any sort of threat on the board. I have thrown in a whole lot more removal, better creatures, less boring enchantments, and created an emphasis on Rakdos. As it formerly relied too much on enchantments and not enough on creatures.

Top Ranked	Achieved #14 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 7 Rares 25 - 3 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	97
Avg. CMC	4.07
Tokens	Eldrazi 10/10 C, Morph 2/2 C, Myr 1/1 C
Folders	like, EDH, Sounds Fun - EDH, Commander/EDH, EDH, Budget EDH, 692, budget decks, Decks I want to try, EDH Memes
Based on	$50 Rakdos, Lord of Riots TopAndGo EDH