Ruric Thar Teaches You How To Dougie

Commander / EDH Aggro Ferocious Fight Group Slug Ramp RG (Gruul) Trample

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Creature (58)

• 1x Anzrag, the Quake-Mole
• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Augur of Autumn
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Defiler of Vigor
• 1x Dragonborn Champion
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Garruk's Packleader
• 1x Ghalta, Primal Hunger
• 1x Goblin Anarchomancer *f-etch*
• 1x Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma
• 1x Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea
• 1x Hajar, Loyal Bodyguard
• 1x Halana and Alena, Partners
• 1x Ilharg, the Raze-Boar
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Klothys, God of Destiny
• 1x Kogla and Yidaro
• 1x Kogla, the Titan Ape
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Manglehorn
• 1x Nikya of the Old Ways
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Ojer Kaslem, Deepest Growth  ^Flip
• 1x Orcish Lumberjack
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Prowling Serpopard
• 1x Railway Brawler *f-pre*
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Roxanne, Starfall Savant
• 1x Ruby, Daring Tracker
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Scytheclaw Raptor
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Shaman of Forgotten Ways
• 1x Silverback Elder
• 1x Soul of the Harvest
• 1x Spellbreaker Behemoth
• 1x Surrak and Goreclaw
• 1x Terror of the Peaks
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden
• 1x Vaultborn Tyrant
• 1x Vexing Shusher
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Woodland Bellower
• 1x Xenagos, God of Revels *f-etch*
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Land (35)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Commercial District
• 13x Forest
• 1x Grove of the Burnwillows
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 11x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rockfall Vale
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Sheltered Thicket
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple of Abandon

Artifact (2)

• 1x Agatha's Soul Cauldron
• 1x Shadowspear

Commander (1)

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Up the Beanstalk

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Xenagos, the Reveler

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Decree of Annihilation

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Enchantment (1)

• 1x Birthing Ritual

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Ruric Thar does not in fact, know how to dance. As it turns out, two heads are even worse than two left feet. My man can't even give hugs properly. Like, you cast a noncreature spell and he gets all excited because he's simple, so he goes to give you a hug, but it really, really hurts for some reason.

I'm not playing any super degenerate combos at the moment, mostly just some of my favorite cards. Roxanne is stronger as a commander, but she doesn't give hugs, she just throws rocks.

A pal of mine asked if I'd price checked this hot garbage, so, here we go. I really need to work on the manabase, and a couple of other issues, but I like it. Suggestions are welcome. :)

Acquireboard is mainly just things I want. This is my favorite deck and I would like to optimize it a little and bling it out.

Date added	4 months
Last updated	4 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	21 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.06
Tokens	Copy Clone, Fanatic of Rhonas 4/4 B, Meteorite Token, Plot, Satyr 2/2 GR