Sado Masochism

Commander / EDH Mono-White

ColdDeath

Creature (22)

• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Brimaz, King of Oreskos
• 1x Captain of the Watch
• 1x Catapult Master
• 1x Daru Warchief
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Leonin Warleader
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Odric, Master Tactician
• 1x Preeminent Captain
• 1x Ranger of Eos
• 1x Relic Seeker
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Instant (7)

• 1x Benevolent Offering
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Artifact (18)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Angelheart Vial
• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Blasting Station
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Jade Monolith
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Nomad Stadium
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 26x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Ajani's Welcome
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Cold Snap
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Dawn of Hope
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Karma
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Sorcery (3)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Dusk / Dawn
• 1x Idyllic Tutor

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Elspeth Tirel

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Sun Titan

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This deck revolves around hurting yourself. And meanwhile maybe you hurt your opponent as well, a little bit, probably, maybe an OTK if they ramped a lot (Cold Snap or Karma + Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth). When you hurt yourself, you get tokens from Darien, and when you get tokens, you get your hitpoints back using the Soul Sisters and other creatures or enchantments.

Also, this deck revolves around politics! "If you hit me, I won't hit back!". If that doesn't pan out, you can always use Jade Monolith to make sure it does!

The deck is powerful casual deck, and contains one convoluted and hard to pull off five piece infinite combo: - Darien, King of Kjeldor - Blasting Station - Soul Warden / Soul's Attendant / Suture Priest / Ajani's Welcome / etc - Anointed Procession - Another creature on the board you can sac.

So, you sacrifice a creature with blasting station. You target yourself and you get 1 damage. Darien triggers on the damage, and creates one 1/1 soldier token. Anointed Procession triggers on Darien's effect and creates a second token. Soul Warden / Soul's Attendant / Ajani's Welcome triggers and you gain 1 life per token. So you can build up and infinite amount of tokens, and you can use those tokens with blasting station to shoot your opponents dead. And while you're at it, you can build up an infinite amount of life as well.

There's another infinite combo: - Mirror Entity - Reveillark - Karmic Guide - Soul Warden / Soul's Attendant / Suture Priest Activate Mirror Entity's ability one million times for zero mana, making your minions 0/0. Everything dies, Reveillark triggers. You target Karmic Guide and Soul Warden / Soul's Attendant / Suture Priest, they trigger on Karmic Guide entering the battlefield, gaining you one life. End of the stack, everything has resolved. Mirror Entity's ability triggers again, only 999,998 to go. Rinse and repeat.

Hope you have fun! I enjoy it a lot!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.42
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Cat 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Cat Soldier 1/1 W, Elephant 3-3 G, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Treasure