Screw You, Help Me [previously 7/11 Artifact]

Modern

Pinewoodboy0324

Creature (18)

• 3x Brooding Saurian
• 4x Eater of Days
• 4x Etched Monstrosity
• 2x Hushwing Gryff
• 2x Phage the Untouchable
• 3x Tocatli Honor Guard

Instant (3)

• 3x Negate

Land (22)

• 3x Canopy Vista
• 7x Forest
• 8x Island
• 4x Prairie Stream

Artifact (4)

• 4x Torpor Orb

Sorcery (13)

• 2x Contingency Plan
• 4x Dubious Challenge
• 3x Explore
• 4x Taigam's Scheming

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Phage the Untouchable

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Take Inventory
• 1x Treasure Hunt

Creature (1)

• 1x Leveler

Land (4)

• 4x Homeward Path

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This is a pretty fun and inexpensive deck to build. Please feel free to upgrade the mana base and search cards like Contingency Plan with something else that digs deeper.

The stratagy is simple: force your opponent to let you win the game. Your key card is Dubious Challenge. What you want to pick out is a killer (literally) cards like Phage and either the gryff/ Tocatli Honor Guard, Brooding Saurian or a card that will give you back your card. Your opponent may choose the gryff and you get a deck:leveler for free. Or they die to Leveler/Phage. However, if you have a Torpor Orb out and your opponent realizes this, you have Brooding Saurian to return them to your control. Now, let me be clear, you will NEVER hard-cast Phage, so do me a favor and "put that Phage down!"(tm)

A new addition, Etched Monstrosity is just about your only card that won't kill you when it comes play. You get a 5/5 or a 10/10.

Have a lot of fun, because I sure did. A casual upgrade would be to add 4 Homeward Paths to the decklist.

I need help mainly in finding good cards like Eater of Days to pump it. My biggest opponent is a mobo red aggro dragon and burn (creatures AND spells).

Good Day and Happy Hunting!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 2 Mythic Rares 27 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.21
Folders	Fun looking decks., Interestings, cool