SELF MILL IS BEST MILL (Standard MTG Deck)

To get this MFer started, you mill yourself with Tracker's Instinct, Deranged Assistant, and Armored Skaab . Then you drop more s**t into your grave in the form of Dawntreader Elk , and Wasteland Viper. That MFer's got Bloodrush (worst mechanic in Standard after Scavenge) too. Getting hit by fliers? Hit up Wingstop and grab some wings with Wingcrafter, and give all your homies first class seats on flight Bust-Yo-Ass. Then it's time to bring out the big homies. Got 7 creatures in grave? Make Macklemore proud and go thrifting: play that 10/10 Ghoultree for a green. Then play your 7/7 Splinterfright or Boneyard Wurm , because you fix mana better than plumbers fix faucets. Or that Kessig Cagebreakers and hit him with 14 damage with wolf homies. Heck, if you bought all the tokens, they'd be the most expensive part of this deck.

Hit the spells instead of creatures? No worries, bro, we got backup. Everything already has flashback built in; it's like having that $20 blue card for free. Lil' Jon telling your life to get low? No problem. Gnaw to the Bone for 14. Ghoultree getting blocked by weenies? No problem. Artful Dodge for 10.

So what if they other guy's got too many homies all up in your grill? What if they be cock-blocking you whenever you with the ladies? What the other guy's sticking 20's in his sleeves and playing with Snapcaster Mage? Or they be all like Rakdos Charm or Rest in Peace all over your front lawn? Or you just want to smack people in the face like every other blue deck? There's an app for that. It's called the MFing Sideboard. Contrary to popular belief, you can buy time with money. It's called dropping 10 cents for some Fog. And if you getting cock-blocked, just Bachelor's in Art History and Master's in Artful Dodge . And then we hexproof the graveyard with Ground Seal, because who needs spells anyway? Then you can protect the dead homies in your front lawn with some Naturalize and some Witchbane Orb. And if you just wanna be a dick, there's always Spell Rupture . Ghoultree's out to collect your taxes, pay 10, pussy.

Just try not to hit any Dimir mill decks, ok?

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Top Ranked	Achieved #4 position overall 11 years ago
Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 4 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 11 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.81
Tokens	Human 2/2 G, Wolf 2/2 G
Folders	Budget decks, cool, 2013 Standard Ideas, Decks I like, beats, Worth Trying, Interesting , Nice prutjes, decks i want to build, Budget
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