Self-Righteous Suicide

Commander / EDH Jank Lifelink Reanimator Sacrifice Tokens WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (29)

• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Boss's Chauffeur
• 1x Carrier Thrall
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Dreadhound
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Epicure of Blood
• 1x Exquisite Huntmaster
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Garrison Cat
• 1x Hallowed Spiritkeeper
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Hunted Witness
• 1x Jotun Owl Keeper
• 1x Liesa, Forgotten Archangel
• 1x Liliana, Heretical Healer  ^Flip
• 1x Martyr of Dusk
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Ratadrabik of Urborg
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Vona, Butcher of Magan

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Kaya the Inexorable
• 1x Lolth, Spider Queen
• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
• 1x Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord

Land (28)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crypt of Agadeem
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Goldmire Bridge
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Shattered Sanctum
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 1x Snowfield Sinkhole
• 1x Sunlit Marsh
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thriving Heath
• 1x Thriving Moor
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vesuva

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Ajani's Welcome
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Blight Mound
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Haunted Library
• 1x Moonlit Wake
• 1x Murder Investigation
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x The Meathook Massacre

Artifact (12)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Crowded Crypt
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Orzhov Cluestone
• 1x Orzhov Keyrune
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Soul Foundry

Instant (4)

• 1x Demonic Gifts
• 1x Graceful Reprieve
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Undying Malice

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Doomskar
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x March of Souls
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Vanquish the Horde
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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This deck is simple and stupid. Attacking is not a requirement, merely a suggestion. Essentially the point is to build a boardstate, collect death triggers that deal damage to opponents (i.e. Blood Artist and Dreadhound) and do nothing with them. The death triggers are each doubled, and the more creatures the stronger this becomes.

Then you boardwipe. Boom Kaya's Wrath everything dies, you take 1 damage 76 times, I gain a load of life, you have no creatures, I have a million tokens from death triggers as well as ghostform counters to bring all my important shit back, only to cast Damnation and do it all again.

Oh also with all the death triggers that will go off when anything dies it puts opponents in a tough spot with clearing your board. Like we're talking you have to bounce the entire board just to clear out tokens, or exile everything. Which is a waste of an exile in my opinion.

Yeah so I pretty much built this deck because I thought it'd be funny to watch opponents squirm as I continually don't swing at anyone and just win out of nowhere with the power of boardwipes.

I was right. It was very funny.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.51
Tokens	Bird 1/1 W, Citizen 1/1 GW, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Emblem Kaya the Inexorable, Emblem Liliana, Defiant Necromancer, Emblem Lolth, Spider Queen, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Foretell, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Pest 1/1 BG, Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C, Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Rat 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spider 2/1 B, Spirit 1/1 W, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink, Vampire 1/1 W, Vampire Knight 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed