Simic Derp

Standard*

asmodeanreborn

Creature (34)

• 3x Cloudfin Raptor
• 4x Elvish Mystic
• 4x Experiment One
• 2x Kalonian Hydra
• 4x Kiora's Follower
• 3x Polukranos, World Eater
• 2x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 2x Prophet of Kruphix
• 4x Scavenging Ooze
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid
• 2x Vorel of the Hull Clade

Land (22)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 6x Forest
• 6x Island
• 2x Simic Guildgate
• 4x Temple of Mystery

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Urban Evolution

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Sideboard

Creature (12)

• 4x Mistcutter Hydra
• 4x Skylasher
• 4x Witchstalker

Planeswalker (3)

• 3x Kiora, the Crashing Wave

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Been playtesting this on Cockatrice. Extremely vulnerable to Esper Control pre-sideboard, but fares quite well against Aggro, Mid-range, and Mono-black and Mono-blue.

Needs to be streamlined more, for obvious reasons. Would love some sideboard help.

And yes, everybody says Vorel sucks, but he's a win condition that helps evolve the cheap creatures and then buff them, or make Kalonian Hydra a one and done. Maybe it's win more, but it's still "just" two cards.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 3 Mythic Rares 22 - 12 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.76
Tokens	Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Kraken 9/9 U