Sissy's Got Some Nasty Friends

Commander / EDH Aggro Eldrazi GW (Selesnya)

Lambcakes

Draw (4)

• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Sylvan Library

Fatty (6)

• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests *f-etch*
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Patron of the Orochi
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

Other (37)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Eldrazi Temple
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 11x Forest
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 5x Plains
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Winding Canyons
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Protection (14)

• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Rebuff the Wicked
• 1x Saffi Eriksdotter
• 1x Silence
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Valorous Stance
• 1x Whitemane Lion

Ramp (20)

• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests *f-etch*
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Patron of the Orochi
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Search for Tomorrow
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Wild Growth

Removal (15)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• 1x Glissa Sunseeker
• 1x Hallowed Burial
• 1x Mangara of Corondor
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Valorous Stance

Tutor (6)

• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Worldly Tutor
• 1x Yisan, the Wanderer Bard

Utility (16)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Hua Tuo, Honored Physician
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Instill Energy
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Patron of the Orochi
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Seeker of Skybreak
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Whitemane Lion
• 1x Yeva, Nature's Herald
• 1x Yisan, the Wanderer Bard

Wincon (4)

• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Other (10)

• 1x Caustic Caterpillar
• 1x Genesis Wave
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Knight of the Reliquary
• 1x Ring of Valkas
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

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Maybeboard

Other (46)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Archetype of Endurance
• 1x Avoid Fate
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Evolutionary Leap
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Lotus Cobra
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Myojin of Life's Web
• 1x Naturalize
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Mana
• 1x Quest for Renewal
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reki, the History of Kamigawa
• 1x Sejiri Steppe
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Shaman of Forgotten Ways
• 1x Skyship Weatherlight
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Vines of Vastwood
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Worldly Tutor
• 1x Wrath of God

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This is a somewhat standard Sissay deck with a passive-aggressive edge, built specifically around the Eldrazi. I have little love for infinite combos, so this deck seeks to win by good old fashioned board domination. It plays very fast and very consistently, and you can easily find yourself as the target of the table if you're not careful.

I've found that the unlikely hero of this deck is Karametra. You usually get Sissay out by turn 2 or 3 (sometimes with haste), and my first tutor is always Karaemtra. Spend the next couple of turns tutoring low profile utility creatures like Saffi, Mangara, and Eight-and-a-Half-Tails, and you'll soon find yourself with enough land to do almost anything. Once you're no longer afraid of the cost to resummon Sissay a few times, you can start dropping hasty eldrazi bombs without fear. After all, they go right back into the deck when they die!

Any suggestions are appreciated! Just remember that I won't be spending the cash on things like Gaea's Cradle, and I don't want to delve into MLD or lockdown.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 2 Mythic Rares 47 - 4 Rares 16 - 2 Uncommons 12 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.06
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Elf Druid 1/1 G