Welcome to the 666th most popular game show in the world - So Nice, You Traumatize Them Twice! I'm your host,
Chimney Imp
, that creature that causes people to lose their minds (over how cool I am of course!) The objective of the game is simple: make it through all the challenges without losing your mind, and you can have Visions of Beyond your wildest dreams! Now let us introduce our contestants!
On my left, we have Jace, Memory Adept, who has such an amazing memory, he can recall up to 3 digits of pi with the assistance of a pocket calculator! Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker brainwashed Jace the first time, but can he be Traumatized again on our show?
In the middle, Zurgo Helm... I mean Zurgo Bellstriker is ready to go! He informed me of his strategy earlier today-"i haz no brayn, me no go in saen". You see, because of some kind of dimensional shift in time and space, Zurgo has lost his memories in the process; How convenient! We can Traumatize him while his brain is still fresh out of
Amnesia
!
Finally on the right, we have the crowd favorite,
Garruk, Apex Predator
, who has already partially lost his marbles playing Mario Kart Wii with Jace, but has redeemed himself by attending anger management counseling sessions twice a week, and does killing service on Thursdays at the community center! Now, he has the twice-in-a-lifetime chance to throw all of that away, and play a pointless game show just for your entertainment!
Brains will spoil, sanity will be frayed, confusion will be increasing, and catacombs will be drowned. Which contestants will be Traumatized? Who will be
thoughtscour
ed? When will my banned
Aetherworks Marvel
be converted into a semi-operational coffee machine?! Stay tuned!
Ordinary modern mill deck, but with this cool synergy between Fraying Sanity + Traumatize
. Any suggestions and a +1 would be well appreciated!
