Sol'kanar's Inevitable Shrek Joke

Commander / EDH UBR (Grixis)

joedski

Alternate Win Con (2)

• 1x Grafted Exoskeleton
• 1x Phyresis

Board Wipes (4)

• 1x Perplexing Test
• 1x Sphere of Annihilation
• 1x Structural Assault
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Card Advantage (7)

• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Greed
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Triskaidekaphile

Land (28)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crosis's Catacombs
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Encroaching Wastes
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 6x Island
• 6x Mountain
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Xander's Lounge
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Land Fetch (7)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Grixis Panorama
• 1x Maestros Theater
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Terminal Moraine
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Me-Protection (9)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Cursed Totem
• 1x Darkness
• 1x Illusionist's Gambit
• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan

Ramp (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Decanter of Endless Water
• 1x Moonsilver Key
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Spot Removal Artifact (2)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Gorilla Shaman

Spot Removal Counterspell (3)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Insidious Will
• 1x Saw it Coming

Spot Removal Creature (2)

• 1x Flay Essence
• 1x Soul Transfer

Spot Removal Other (4)

• 1x Crosis's Charm
• 1x Dualcaster Mage
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Reverberate

Synergy Double Combat (2)

• 1x Akki Battle Squad
• 1x Moraug, Fury of Akoum

Synergy Double Damage (4)

• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x City on Fire
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Obosh, the Preypiercer

Synergy Double Power (1)

• 1x Two-Handed Axe

Synergy Double Strike (2)

• 1x Blood Mist
• 1x Rage Reflection

Synergy Double Trouble (1)

• 1x Kediss, Emberclaw Familiar

Synergy Swampify (7)

• 1x Blanket of Night
• 1x Contaminated Ground
• 1x Evil Presence
• 1x Magical Hack
• 1x Mind Bend
• 1x Shifting Borders
• 1x Spectral Shift

Voltron Protection (5)

• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Kaldra Compleat
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Scion of Draco
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Commander (1)

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Alternate Win Con (2)

• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Vorpal Sword

Board Wipes (5)

• 1x Massacre Girl
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Nightmare Unmaking
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
• 1x Spectral Deluge

Card Advantage (8)

• 1x Archmage Ascension
• 1x Heightened Awareness
• 1x Jace, Mirror Mage
• 1x Ormos, Archive Keeper
• 1x Robe of the Archmagi
• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight
• 1x Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• 1x Wiretapping

Critters (7)

• 2x Baeloth Barrityl, Entertainer
• 1x Defiant Bloodlord
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Satoru Umezawa
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Wrexial, the Risen Deep

Handscrew (2)

• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Whispering Madness

Land (7)

• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drossforge Bridge
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Silverbluff Bridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sunken Hollow

Me-Protection (3)

• 1x Collective Restraint
• 1x Damping Matrix
• 1x Sorcerous Spyglass

Ramp (7)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lantern of Revealing
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Rakdos Signet

Recursion (2)

• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Feldon's Cane

Spot Removal Artifact (5)

• 1x Crush
• 1x Demolish
• 1x Destructive Tampering
• 1x Echoing Ruin
• 1x Gleeful Demolition

Spot Removal Counterspell (11)

• 1x Admiral's Order
• 1x Disruption Protocol
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Lose Focus
• 1x Negate
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Split Decision
• 1x Stronghold Machinist
• 1x Stubborn Denial
• 1x You Find the Villains' Lair

Spot Removal Creature (7)

• 1x Aether Spellbomb
• 1x Bloodchief's Thirst
• 1x Bone Shards
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Feed the Serpent
• 1x Grim Bounty
• 1x Sever the Bloodline

Spot Removal Other (2)

• 1x Dwarven Blastminer
• 1x Dwarven Miner

Synergy Double Combat (4)

• 1x Fury of the Horde
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x World at War

Synergy Double Damage (2)

• 1x Anthem of Rakdos
• 1x Jeska, Thrice Reborn

Synergy Double Power (1)

• 1x Unleash Fury

Synergy Double Strike (5)

• 1x Blast-Furnace Hellkite
• 1x Brass Knuckles
• 1x Death-Greeter's Champion
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Lizard Blades

Synergy Swampify (7)

• 1x Blanket of Night
• 1x Contaminated Ground
• 1x Evil Presence
• 1x Magical Hack
• 1x Mind Bend
• 1x Shifting Borders
• 1x Spectral Shift

Voltron Lifelink (6)

• 1x Aspect of Lamprey
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Leech Gauntlet
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Mark of the Vampire

Voltron Other (1)

• 1x Scytheclaw

Voltron Protection (8)

• 1x Cloak and Dagger
• 1x Gift of Doom
• 1x Hisoka's Guard
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Mirror Shield
• 1x Neurok Stealthsuit
• 1x Shade's Form
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Voltron Vigilance (14)

• 1x Avacyn's Collar
• 1x Batterbone
• 1x Clever Conjurer
• 1x Crab Umbra
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Ghostly Touch
• 1x Haunted Cloak
• 1x Hidden Strings
• 1x Kelpie Guide
• 1x Ring of Thune
• 1x Second Wind
• 1x Sigiled Sword of Valeron
• 1x Team Pennant
• 1x Vizier of Tumbling Sands

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Executive Summary: Turn things into swamps, double or quadruple combat damage, try to one-shot players, or die as public enemy number one!

Shrek'kanar is angry that everyone is in his swamp! Just don't tell him I made everyone's lands into his swamp.

I pulled a Sol'kanar from a DMR booster pack and for some damn reason, in spite of this being the bulkiest rariest of bulk rares that ever did bulk rare, decided "yeah, that's commander material, time to spend a bajillion dollars enabling this 10 cent rare". But they've got 2 things going for them: 1, swampwalk on a big body; 2, Grixis gives you access to both red and black damage doubling effects. Black doesn't have as many, and they actually double life loss rather than combat damage, but if it gets others to 0 then it's all good.

Since I'm a real jerk, there's also infect in here, which means sometimes all I have to do is double their power then add +1/+0 cherry on top and it's Darksteel Colossus all over again. Everyone loves Darksteel Colossus! Well, everyone loves swinging with Darksteel Colossus. Nobody loves being hit by Darksteel Colossus. I guess that makes it a 50/50 split opinion.

Make no mistake, this is a stupid glass cannon that will probably only work once. But if you knock anyone out at all, it's all worth it!

Other fun facts:

• I can't afford (don't want to spend for) an Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth, so I just added Urborg At Home, AKA Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth + Magical Hack.
• Kediss with a damage doubler or 2 is hilarious.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.42
Tokens	Foretell, On an Adventure, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B