Squirrels Suck

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari)

ThornMalkin

Creature (22)

• 1x Circle of Dreams Druid
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Nested Shambler
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Scurrid Colony
• 1x Scurry Oak
• 1x Spore Frog
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Underworld Hermit

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Cloakwood Hermit
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Squirrel Sanctuary
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Wild Growth

Land (32)

• 1x Blooming Marsh
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 8x Forest
• 1x Foul Orchard
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Lazotep Quarry
• 1x Llanowar Reborn
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Instant (12)

• 1x Altar's Reap
• 1x Blood Pact
• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Heartless Act
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Might of Oaks
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Verdant Command
• 1x Village Rites

Commander (1)

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Triumph of the Hordes

Artifact (9)

• 1x Acorn Catapult
• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Emerald Medallion
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Maskwood Nexus
• 1x Sol Ring

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My personal attempt at a chatterfang squirrel tribal; meant for group play

Date added	4 months
Last updated	4 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 26 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.90
Tokens	Copy Clone, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Shapeshifter 2/2 U, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure