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Here's a Pauper build in my favorite Guild, Orzhov. inspired by Soul Kiss and Edge of the Divinity, this deck is full of value combo's and tons of B/W synergies. (Soul Kiss is used in casual games and for more competitive events I swap it out for Castigate)
Some of the key value combos are:
- Nightsky Mimic: Most of the spells in the deck can trigger the Mimics' ability.
- Nightsky Mimic + Edge of the Divinity = 7/7 flyer for 3 mana
- Nip Gwyllion + Edge of the Divinity = 4/4 Lifelink for 2 mana
- Beckon Apparition(Token)+ Edge of the Divinity = 4/4 Flyer for 2 mana
- Mourning Thrull + Soul Kiss = 7/7 Flying/gain life
- Mourning Thrull + Soul Kiss + Edge of the Divinity = ! 10/10 Flying/gain life !
- Tithe Drinker: One of 9 cards with extort. This card is an excellent 2 drop...2 power Lifelink, extort and triggers the Mimic. Becomes 5/4 Lifelink with Edge of Divinity and an 8/6 Lifelink with Soul kiss
I will eventually find a place for Vault Skirge. Thanks for looking and +1's always appreciated. Let me know if you would change anything...also looking for sideboard suggestions, as there currently isn't one.
UPDATE: Changed side-board to reflect prevalence of Burn in my meta. See update below song...


This deck has a theme song!


"Suck My (Soul) Kiss," by Rosewater's Hot Chilli Paupers
The following is a parody of "Suck My Kiss," by Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Lyrics by Gattison.

Well I'm keeping
Yeah... aw yeah [2x]
Tap me!

Shoulda' been, coulda' been, woulda' been dead
If didn't forget to extort my friends
I play what I play
Most planeswalkers don't play my way
Aw, Timmy, think you are
Boltin' my face, I'll use my charm
Someone from Jund better inquisition
Little ol' me cuz I'm runnin' pump
Brewed ver-y, unfair
Most planeswalkers like salt on theirs
Aw, Timmy, not prepared
Cast Soul Kiss and pay my share

Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Edge of the Divinity
Cast Soul Kiss
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred Nips
Your face was made to suck my kiss

Swing at me can't you see all my blockers T-A-P'ed
He or she falls into my scheme
Combat trick me?
They been countin' charms but I still got these
Aw, Timmy, lifelink too
I would scoop and drop now if I was you
T-A-P-P-I-N-G
Swing-a-swing at me cuz I'm at eighty
Mid-game is my
Late-game so I'm swingin' out
Aw, Timmy, sideboard out
Those Pyroblasts I do allow

Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Block me or do not block me
It's just nips
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me pets with flying
My deck was made to cast Soul Kiss

Shoulda' been, coulda' been, woulda' been dead
If didn't get the Mimic on the battlefield
I play what I play
Most planeswalkers don't play my way
Aw, Timmy, think you are
Boltin' my face, I'll use my charm
Someone from Jund better inquisition
Little ol' me cuz I'm runnin' pump
Brewed ver-y, unfair
Most planeswalkers like salt on theirs
Aw, Timmy, not prepared
Cast Soul Kiss and pay my share

Hit me, you can't hurt me
Cast Mimic
Edge of the Divinity
Cast Soul Kiss
Is Johnny playing dirty?
Give to me sweet sacred life
Your deck was made to suck to mine

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Went 3-0 in matches and 6-0 in games!
Match 1: 2-0 VS Mono Blue Merfolk
Match 2: 2-0 VS Boros Prowess
Match 3: 2-0 VS Mono Red Heroic
I used my side-board against the red decks, but it did not factor in any of the wins.

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This deck is Pauper legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 1.80
Tokens Spirit 1/1 WB
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